What's an expression or saying you don't hear anymore?

Sweating like a whore in church

 

Slower than molasses uphill in the winter.

 

He runs faster than a pair of cheap pantyhose!

Nothing is often a good thing to do & always a clever thing to say!

That DB couldn’t cover a twin bed with a king size quilt!

 

Whats tge brass bra one? This one reminds me of it sorta.

 

Lol I thought you were my dad …for a moment. He said that all the time.

 

I heard that differently

 

• "Come here and I'll help you up." (after a faceplant)
• "Rub some dirt in it." (for head wounds)
• "Put your head in the microwave and give yourself a tan"
• "Sharks won't mess with you if you have a snorkel on"

... I think I just realized I had a rough childhood.

GC, "Eat your heart out".

 

Rules man rules

 

Could be a few out there, just don’t demand anymore child support for gods sake.

 

My grandparents said shitting in high Cotton

 

With some chin music

 

You can’t make chicken salad out of chicken shit

 

You can’t make a silk purse out of alligator hide

 

Looks like the Seminole hit the fan.

 

He was Quarantined all alone in the EndZone

 

In response to kiss my arse or even worse SM you know what.

"You grew it, you chew it"

 

Pinch a loaf.

 

"Going ugly early."

 

Dropping the kids off

 

That and 25 cents will buy you a cup of coffee

Good enough to shake a stick at

I am so there…