Threads on this board would be a lot shorter if this advice were heeded more often. Salt of the earth!
My wife travels a lot to Texas. All hat no cattle is definitely still a thing there. Maybe it will resurface here once UTw gets in our conference...
"If it moves and it ain't supposed to, duct tape it. If it doesn't move and it's supposed to, hit it with WD-40." "It's hotter than 2 rats @#$@#'n in a wool sock." "Gotta piss like a Russian Race horse" (alt: "...like a nine dick weasel"),