Usually, I throw together a Whipped Puppy half-hammered after the Georgia game if we win. I'm doing things a bit differently this season and doing deep research on potential publications. This year we play the following teams that could potentially be worth an "Official Magazine": Miami UCF FSU - Conquered Georgia - Whipped Puppy Kentucky LSU - Whipped Kitty Tennessee - VolunTears (Although I am strongly considering VolunTold.) Texas Texas A&M Ole Miss Mississippi St When we beat all of these teams, would you like to see a magazine and if one doesn't already exist, what is your nomination for the masthead? Additionally, why would you like to see one for a given team?
The Gators reduce Hurricanes to a chicken tropical depression... in The Swamp. Gators spank Hurricanes... treat hurricanes like El Nino. Ibis... tastes like chicken. Gator Bait.
Agree with most, but Miami is reduced to a tropical depression, not a warning. No one ever feels “warned” again by them after their opener. That’s what I want.
There is also a nice double meaning in “Tropical Depression” that is very appropriate if they lose that game to the Gators in the Swamp.
Here's a few, hope it helps... Miami - Only a FART in a stiff breeze UCF - What the hell are the CitroNOTS Kentucky - Kitty Litter Scooped Again Texas - Horns Down, All Day, Every Day A&M - The Wicked Step-Sisters of Texas Ole Miss - The Hind Sides MSU - Sons of (Canine def.)Bitches
