They'd be out in a day, probably end up with probation at best. I'd love to see the bait package go much more heavy on the "Fart Spray", something where instead of 5 short sprays, it just dumps a couple ounces of "Liquid Ass" out the bottom of the box and make their car/home smell like skunk for life. The guy who made it has too much to lose though, so he has to keep it "fun".
That is true, but here's the thing, my guess is many of them would be deterred just by the arrest. Not all of course, but definitely some. Yeah, that would have been funny, but my guess it would have come off as mean spirited. Guy seems too nice. Me on the other hand
I wonder what's the worst thing you could fill the glitter cup with. I believe there's such a thing as powdered manure.