Vance and Walz agree to a vice presidential debate on Oct. 1 hosted by CBS News

such a great ad. Blast it from the rooftops.

 

So Tim what date were you in Tiananmen square?

 

No one cares about this false equivalence.

 

The day Trump saved Obamacare?

 

LOL talk about beating a dead horse. Don't you think the left has overused those two short clips?

 

I remember where I was that day.. i was looking over the edge of the flat earth. Was a beautiful day.

 

Beat that horse until Trump is out of politics.

 

You're right, so that's what I just did.

 

Like Burger King he tries to sell a lot of whoppers

 

Body language

 

Pro bettors who are picking Trump to beat Kamala (like my friends and me) were happy with Trump's debate performance. We know who won. We'll most likely be cashing in big on election day. If I'm wrong I'll eat all the crow you guys want to feed me.

 

DOJ Indicts JD Vance For Brutally Beating 3 Women | Babylon Bee

NEW YORK, NY — The excited mood among Republicans following last night's vice presidential debate was quickly squelched by the breaking news that the Department of Justice had indicted Ohio Senator J.D. Vance for brutally beating three women.

A spokesperson for the DOJ confirmed that the federal government received multiple tips last night from people who said they had personally witnessed Vance mercilessly bludgeoning three females on live television.

"Senator Vance allegedly perpetrated a vicious attack last night," said the DOJ spokesperson. "We were notified by an abundance of eyewitnesses who accused Senator Vance of soundly beating three women, one of whom is elderly and may be 'special needs'. Upon further investigation, we determined there was enough evidence to bring an indictment against Senator Vance on these charges. We will be forced to issue a warrant for his arrest if he does not turn himself in… or just drop out of the race. That would be totally fine, too."

One witness in attendance at last night's debate confirmed the legitimacy of the allegations. "Yeah, he really whipped those three broads," the debate attendee said. "He was trying to get his point across, but those three ladies kept squawking at him, so he just unleashed on them. By the time Vance was done speaking, none of those ladies were left standing. It was brutal."

 

Then you’ve proved my quote 100% accurate. Thank you.

 

Look for a new commercial. Someone clearly got an earful after that debate. What a puss.

 

Once again demonstrating that the Babylon Bee has about a 5% hit rate. Whining about getting fact checked is delivering a beating? lol

 

Serious question for Republicans, do you think Trump is angry and jealous of the positive reviews Vance got from the debate? I don’t agree with much of what Vance said, but he certainly said it a lot better than Trump ever could.

 

One writer believes that Republicans "can win" because of Vance's performance in the debate. SMH. Get real. All a V.P. can do is hurt a candidate's chances. Vance will not be leading anything if he becomes a V.P. People are going to vote for the presidential candidate, not the V.P. All the V.P. candidate needs to do is convince voters that he will not be insane or completely incompetent if the president dies in office. Vance is the "lipstick on the pig" that you've heard so much about. No one votes for the lipstick; they are deciding if they are going to vote for the pig . . . or not.

In the end, the writer admits that Vance will not move the needle for Trump.

Opinion: I was wrong about Vance. VP debate shows Republicans can win because of him.