Update: Kelly buzz..."The Thread" Hall of Fame bound.

BREAKING NEWS UPDATE: Chip Kelly reportedly played QB and DB at the University of New Hampshire from 1981-84, but I don't know if that was at alternate times or if he was actually a two-way player.

 

The calls are coming from inside the house!!!

 

Losers!

I bet Vol Nation's Gruden thread is at 451 by now.

Whatsamatter with you people?!?

 

You know we play New Hampshire in hoops on Sunday. Would be the perfect time to introduce him to the Rowdy Reptiles!

 

There he is, the greatest football coach ever! And that's Bill Belichick on the right.

 

We have lives..

 

It’s a slam dunk we’ll make 100 - so no need for meaningless filler just to hurry it up........bump

 

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tilly do you have an updated temperature this morning?

 

I am fine sharing this as this is 3rd hand but I will say I trust this guy would never make this up. I also know for a fact he hunts with a guy that played for Kelly at Philly. He sent:

A former player for Kelly and a former offensive coach for Kelly who Kelly texts with daily have said that Kelly has gone radio silent. It would be strange for Kelly to ignore their texts unless Kelly is on a gag order from his agent.

 

This thread was better 20 pages ago. I’m going back.

 

Anyone know if there's a way to change the number of posts per page for a single thread (or even all threads)? I have a little javascript code to tally up posts by user for a single page in a thread but I'm not clicking through all of the pages...

 

Go on?

 

Looks like he's in HS.

 

And they still wont get him

 

That pic looks like a pee wee league picture. Chip, apparently, was a child prodigy attending college as Doogie Howser.

 

So, double secret text probation?

Or... Uh oh. He's in Knoxville, and can't text, since obviously cell phone service hasn't been expanded to that trailer park yet.

 

I was wondering if there should be a prize for the 1st to 100.

Then there’d be assholes like me going back and deleting one of their past posts to jump in front of the line. It’d be sheer madness

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