Update: Kelly buzz..."The Thread" Hall of Fame bound.

That proves my point, 100%!!!

 

No you don't. They are delightfully A Hole-ish.

 

Uh.Duh! That's where all the women came from. They had to burn coal 24/7 for. All the hair dryers and double ovens.

 

Look what we did to Venus de Milo.

 

A historic win, absolutely!!

 

I was kind of rooting for Oklahoma until Mayfield went full douche bag against Kansas. Now I'm not sure who I'm rooting for...or basically who I'm rooting against the least. Does that make any sense?

I do like cheese. Go Wisconsin!

 

Has Chip seen our Tom Petty tribute yet? That could seal the deal

 

It seemed impossible for Kansas to get any worse than it was, but I think Charlie Weis did it.

 

I was thinking about one trick ponies like Kansas and Duke. Imagine we do get Kelly and our football program gets back on track to relevance. Top 10 basketball, defending NC in baseball, and now possibly Chip Kelly? I'm going to freaking love being hated again.

 

Ugh. I can’t cheer for Wisconsin. A friend of mine keeps telling me how much better they are than everyone else, and trying to convince me that their strength of schedule is harder than UGA’s. I want them to get blown out mercilessly.

 

Hmmmm. No real updates, no boobs, no reason to be here until Sunday.

 

The reason to be here is to reach 1000.

 

Easy fix. Find less annoying friends.

 

He may be a Hazelnut?

 

I’ve tried, but I’m a Gator fan. I always want new friends, like them for a while, then decide they aren’t good enough, and kick them to the curb.

 

Almond Joy’s got nuts, Mounds don’t

 

Be here after UCLA's game. That's when we will know.

 

Here's a serious question that I'm almost hesitant to ask here given that the thread has reached epic but novel proportions:

Regarding the UF v UCLA decision, could Chip be considering the potential impact of our respective track programs?

We are clearly head and shoulders above the Bruins in T&F right now, and this could help Chip in his effort to land the fastest possible players as dual-sport athletes. If I was SS, I'd definitely include this in my pitch. Curious if he did or not.

http://www.ncaa.com/rankings/trackfield-outdoor-men/d1

 

I think Chip should give the highest consideration to dethroning Nick Saban in the SEC.