Update: Kelly buzz..."The Thread" Hall of Fame bound.

Similar to how the big dick discussion happens...

If you wife brings it up, you feel self conscious and like a failure...

You bring it up and she just says "size doesn't matter"

 

What's with all the 747 pictures?

Yes, I'm outing myself that I've been skimming through posts/pages.... Sue me.

 

Don't think garlic acts like that.

 

Of the closet?

 

Y'all are over thinking this. Deal is done. They won't announce Chip until after FSU. This gets Chip more NFL money, smart play by SS taking care of his guy.
UCLA, I'd be willing to bet that was a smoke screen set up by CK and SS to throw off the NFL. For 5 million you know NFL would have had their own guys digging to see if they could get out of paying. The quieter it is the better.

 

I've been wondering...."knowing Stricklin"....how exactly do so many people know Stricklin? How many hires has he made at UF, one?

 

You referring to the movie?

Unwatchable.

Got it one night to watch with wife, as she and her friends got into the books for a spell--it was horrible. I lasted maybe 10 min's, then FF to the 'good parts'....wanted to throw up. Poorly acted, cheesy beyond cheesy...

...and the fact that the girl was basically Sonny Crockett in drag...just unwatchable.

No. Can. Do.

 

Looks like a roasted shallot

 

Peruvians use a lot of aji in their food which seems to make it special. I don't know what the equivalent is here in the US. Chili pepper?

 

I make a mean piña colada.

 

Dakota? Those are mosquito bites.

 

Is that a question?

 

Geoduck right?

 

I don’t like diamonds. Moissanite is the way to go.

 

We just know how to spell his name.

 

He's holding out until our female posters take some selfies...

 

Some men like it. My ex's mistress/GF/whatever was small. He didn't like mine.

 

My name's Frank. I was recently honored to be a stand-in judge for a chili cook off if San Antonio after one failed to show. Being from IL, I didn't have much (any) experience but was reassured by two other judges (native Texans) that I would be fine and hey! Free beer! So I agreed. Here are the scorecard notes from the event:
******
Chili #1 - Mike's Maniacal Monster Chili..
Judge 1-a little to heavy on the tomato. Amusing kick.
Judge 2-nice, smooth tomato flavor. Very mild.
Judge 3(me)- holy crap! What the hell is this stuff? You could remove dried paint from your driveway with this. Took two beers to put the flame out. I hope that's the worst one. Texans are crazy.
****
Chili 2-Austin's Afterburner Chili
Judge 1- spicy with a hint of pork. Slight jalapeño twang.
Judge 2-extra bbq flavor, needs more pepper to be taken serious.
Judge 3-keep this out of reach of children. All I taste is pain. I waived off two people trying to give me the Heimlich. They rushed in two more beers when they saw my face.
*****
Chili 3-Fred's Burn Down the Barn
Judge 1-excellent firehouse chili. Good kick.
Judge 2-a bit salty. Good use of peppers.
Judge 3-call the EPA. I've located a uranium spill. My nose feels like I've snorted Drano. Get me more beer before I ignite. I'm getting a little drunk.
***
Chili 4-Bubbas Black Magic
Judge 1-black bean chili with little spice. Disappointed.
Judge 2-hint of lime in the beans. Good side dish for mild foods- not much of a chili.
Judge 3-I felt something scrape across my tongue but can't taste anything. Is it possible to burn out taste buds? Sally the beer maid has fresh refills. That 300 lb woman is starting to look HOT, just like this nuclear waste I'm eating.
****
Chili 5-Lisa's Lip Remover
Judge 1-meaty, strong. Cayenne peppers freshly ground with good kick. Impressive.
Judge 2-shredded beef, needs more tomato. Cayenne makes strong statement.
Judge 3-oh god my ears are ringing. I can't focus my eyes. I farted and four people behind me needed medical attention. My tongue is bleeding but Sally poured a pitcher of beer down my face. Are my lips burnt off? Why do the other judges keep telling me to stop screaming?
***
Chili 6-Vera's Vegetarian
Judge 1-thin. Bold. Good balance of spices.
Judge 2-best yet. Aggressive use of pepper, onion & garlic.
Judge 3-my intestines are a straight pipe filled with sulfuric flames. I think my fart ate a hole in the chair. I pooped myself when I farted and no one but sally will stand behind me. I can't feel my lips anymore. I need to wipe my rearend with a snow cone.
***
Chili 7- Susan's Screaming Chili
Judge 1-mediocre with too much canned peppers.
Judge 2-ho hum. I'm worried about judge 3. He's cursing uncontrollably.
Judge 3-you could put a grenade in my mouth and pull the pin. I wouldn't feel a thing. I've lost sight in one eye and i hear rushing water. My shirt is covered in chili, which slid unnoticed out of my mouth. My pants are full of lava. I decided to stop breathing because it's too painful. If I need air I will just suck it through the 4 inch hole in my stomach.
***
Chili 8-Toms Toenail Curling chili
Judge 1-perfect ending. Not too bold but spicy enough.
Judge 2-good and balanced. Sorry to see most of it was lost when judge 3 farted, passed out And pulled the pot of chili onto himself. Don't think he's gonna make it. Good thing the chili we had wasn't hot.
Judge 3-no report.

 

Really? I would love to have you make me one. It's too bad you're in Buffalo, which makes you GUA. (Geographically unacceptable.)

 

Yeah aji just means hot pepper. There are a lot of different types. There’s one called rocoto they use in ceviche but hard to find here. They also use ajinomito which is Japanese msg.