Update: Kelly buzz..."The Thread" Hall of Fame bound.

I like you very much.

Can i haz?

 

I doubt that a guy immersed in sports culture would be offended by nicknames. (Admittedly, however, Slim Scrotum might be a bit edgy).

 

Scott Strokelong is my favorite Stricklin bastardization.

 

I have faith in Snot Stabland, no reason not to at this point. I'll reserve judgement.

 

Bill Plaschke... sounds familiar, wasn't he one of those Around the Horn blowhards?

 

10,000 views in a little over 10 minutes. F5 going strong. On our way to 1,000,000....

 

I can't imagine UCLA wouldn't hire CK because some dipshits decided steal some sunglasses in China. Plaschke is full of it.

 

Did someone mention Shank Saban in this thread yet?

 

You get me exiled. One of my favorite posters. You've been one of the main ones that have made at least 500 pages or so fun.

 

Who the hell is this Striker Skyscraper everyone is talking about?

 

Crazy!

 

Della Reese died.

 

Soooooo, what champagne are you guys planning on popping this weekend?

 

What about gene shitzoo

 

Miller High Life

 

Please. There is no way they were going to come back with Kelly that late at night even with s signed contract. That ain’t how they want this to play.

 

Closing in on 3 full days since Stitch has tweeted. Out of character. Hmmm.

 

Ill have a bottle of anything and a glazed doughnut to go.....