Update: Kelly buzz..."The Thread" Hall of Fame bound.

Hearing anything noteworthy there?

 

Link? I need some Chip Kelly inside info to get through until the gator b-ball game

 

Tuesday after

 

Is this whole thread existing for its own self purpose now? Does it keep growing cause of an awesomeness clause I'm unaware of? Speaking of awareness, at what post count does it become self aware? And if that happens and CK does not become the next Florida HBC, will we have to put this thread on suicide watch? And will all of its contributors then have to be put on suicide watch?

Just wondering

 

Yes....and Yes

 

Executive Summary anyone?

 

Buddy Martin is a clown

 

If you’d take that stick out of your butt you might realize that there’s some damn hilarious "attempts to be funny". With a username like username, I’d expect you to get some of the humor. Oh well

 

So Buddy giving it 98% now. That's more like it. Of course, he also had Stoops a done deal once before, IIRC.

 

I agree.

 

So if by next Sunday he isn’t announced, is it official panic time?

 

Well, if anyone who works outside in the elements like I do year round, you'd know that "Mid August Hot" means something BIG is a-brewin'... because this past mid-August was as hot as flipping heck! I was absolutely miserable in that heat!

Just hope this wait isn't about not wanting to step on Shannon's toes until he's done as HBC after the fsu game. We should announce asap for the sake of recruiting if anything, but time it right for maximum effect.

 

NO, there's not. These ARE funny, not just attempts. I've been brought to tears with laughter more than once on this thread!

 

No more than the last 7 consecutive days it was supposed to happen

 

Clearly he learned his lesson and is keeping that %2 wiggle room.

 

Maybe I'm just making it up in my head but didn't Stoops supposedly accept and then back out? I'm not sure if that is actually substantiated, but either way until the ink is dry there's always a chance it falls through.

 

Stoops once took the job and changed his mind?