Update: Kelly buzz..."The Thread" Hall of Fame bound.

This has been fun let's not ruin it now

 

You guys think Chip likes Vam Halen?

 

I'm almost done with this sizer of two-hearted after a very long day. I'll see if if we have a new coach at the game tomorrow or at least we may have a better halftime show than Janet jacksons one boob.

 

I have a twenty-something female that works for me; she is sweet as can be, very attractive, good personality, all of it.

She was hired by my predecessor from Hooters. Make of that what you will. However, she is smart, funny, checks all of the boxes for a guy in her age range +/- 5-10 years. I had heard rumors that she had long-distance dated a Redskins coach, but that was before she reported to me.

The punch line is---- she has had NUMEROUS surgeries/procedures to her face and body---eyebrows, lips, nose, and the more personal areas....AND NONE OF IT WAS NEEDED. She is(was) a naturally beautiful girl. Now she looks cartoonish with inflated lips, drawn on eyebrows, and razor-sharp nose.

It's a shame that she doesn't possess more confidence in herself than that.

 

Gonna be best page of thread

 

Instead of squabbling amongst each other, why don't we band together, hope for the best, and watch the dumpster fire that is the Volunteer fanbase fight about whether or not Gruden will be their next head coach? We'll know something when we know something. I love hearing everyone's takes and it's kept me in front of my computer for days now, but when it gets to the point of Gators arguing with Gators it's time for me to shut this off and wait until the news is the news. We're a higher class than those outside of the Gator Nation and we all know outsiders are checking in to these forums to get any info they can. Let's represent ourselves better than this.

 

Who does not love Vam Halen!

 

more of a wsmfp guy I think

 

There was a lot of wrangling behind the scenes as he wanted and negotiated the smallest details. He wanted it all in writing on what he could get. Who he could hire. Budgets. Facilities. Everything. These top guys can demand and get it all in writing. Verbal promises don't fly with them. And he was a Michigan guy. He still wanted it all discussed and approved before he would commit. These type of deals don't happen overnight. And with CK, you had the added layer of difficulty to make sure none of the Oregon stuff was tied to any of the staff that he wants.

 

GO GATORS!

 

At this point I'm not sure which I would prefer

 

I believe that some people come on here, see Clark Kent and expect Superman to magically arrive.

Guys (and maybe gals), sometimes Clark Kent is just a mild mannered geek who dresses nicely. Making disparaging comments about him doesn't change the fact that you want Superman and you aren't going to get him. Own it....and let us partiers continue to party. No one is making you sit here if it is akin to water torture.

 

Do you categorically deny that your "system" is to read other message boards like Gatorchatter, R Gators, 247, our own insiders board and regurgitate the general feel?

 

Troll...away

 

Long time reader first time poster, I have been reading swampgas since my undergrad days 10+ years ago, I never post or get involved because I don't have insider information or any thing really to add. I have been reading this forum since approximately page 75. This has been entertaining, enlightening, at the very least it has caused me to be 2 days behind on paper work. I don't know what is true and what is not but I wanted to thank @tilly @benthrillgriffin for sharing the information they have. I have watched the airport cam, and even went as far as joined twitter. I will get behind whoever Stacked Stroller get on our sideline. Go Gators!

 

A couple of boobs is fine sometimes, but some people go much too far

 

It’s good to have hot sauces...