Update: Kelly buzz..."The Thread" Hall of Fame bound.

I won't lie..I typed it read it, and laughed out loud as well at my own joke...I'm not a good person.

 

No cable when I was a kid. TV with antenna in the yard. 3 channels and I was the remote.

 

Winner winner chicken dinner!

 

FIFY

 

This senior at Boise State says we're good. First response is hilarious!

 

WRONG

 

UF Admin are the reason we suck now. They are either stupid or trying to sabotage the football program. So this news sounds entirely plausible to me. I've been skeptical from the beginning that this hire actually happens just based on the idiots running the show at the school.

 

It was my understanding that there would be NO math...

 

Not to be that guy, but I don't think that is literally possible.

 

Pi = the circumference of a circle divided by the diameter of the circle. Exactly

 

Through an anonymous informant, let's call him "Bruce", I've obtained the list of requests CK is waiting on approval for before signing his contract.

he's got some outstanding parking tickets. Wants them wiped off his record. Fifty-six tickets in seven states...
He's got two women friends that he'd like to see made American citizens, no questions asked.
He would like you to...bring back eight-track tapes. Not sure if that's gonna work, but, uh, let's see what else.
Chip wants a full week's Emperor's Package at Caesar's Palace.
Steve Spurrier wouldn't be able to tell us who actually killed Kennedy, would he?
Yeah, he'd like to stay in the Lincoln bedroom of the White House for the summer. Stuff like that.
Yeah, one more thing, um...he never wants to pay taxes again. Ever.

 

So went and saw Justice league with the girl and the entire movie in the back of my head I kept thinking about the plane landing and if Kelly was on it. Any new updates?

 

Hawaii is a pretty long drive from Oregon.

 

I see you mastered Geo. Your not just another pretty face Skink...

 

That is honestly my approach to it. Every single time I read a rumor about our administration getting in the way I think "I believe that. Our administration is the reason our football program is on the brink of being a national embarrassment and heading into Tennessee level irrelevancy."

So while I pretty much dont believe anything in a free forum, that makes me pause and think "heh I could see it."

 

Since it wasnt Kellys people leaving gaiensville, that would be a big indicator to it all being rumor spreading

 

Also get the feeling this thread can surpass 450-550 pages before he is announced.

 

There's a few party poopers in this thread who were likely potty trained at gunpoint *laugh*

We're making the best of an insane situation and bonding as GATORS (insane ones at that) after what seems like an eternity of squabbling & arguing.

For those who have issues perhaps the mods could add a *possibly NSFW* disclaimer. Or maybe *thread is PG13*.

For the rest of us....carry on...have fun...live a little...SOMEONE GIVE US SOME NEWS...And Go Gators

 

I have no source just going off a system of info and im calling bs on this one