Update: Kelly buzz..."The Thread" Hall of Fame bound.

And make you very agile

 

I feel it! Today, boys! Today Sookie Stackhouse leads us the first step towards the Promised Land!!!

 

I damn sure hope you’re right man

 

Would be way better than kneeling.......just sayin’

 

Our mornings are similar in a way. The first thing I do every morning is kiss another man's wife, try not to wake up their kids, get out before day, and then check this thread. Is that a bad thing? Judge me, I don't care.

 

That your version of the ‘robust morning blend’?

 

Sounds like you are stealing the pootie.

 

Parallel universes

 

We got a shout-out in the Gainesville Sun column, by Robbie Andreu! But he needs a primer on how to spell the Athletic Director's name. As has been established, it is spelled by spelling it different every time. Consistency is the hobgoblin of small minds, Robbie!

There were rumors that Stricklin[sic] was taking a UAA jet to Connecticut to meet with Kelly and bring him home Tuesday night or Wednesday. The flight never took off — and Stricklin[sic] never left town. He spoke at a sports administration class at UF in the afternoon and attended the women’s basketball game that night.

In between those two events, the “big news” of the day appeared on the fan website Gator Country, a report that there is a deal in place between UF and Kelly that only needed to be signed to become official. It gave details, saying it was a six-year deal with a big budget for hiring assistant coaches and other success-based incentives. Gator fans on social media were ecstatic, convinced the innovative and highly successful former Oregon and Philadelphia Eagles coach was the Gators’ new coach.

But hold on. A source close to the search told The Sun on Wednesday that Stricklin[sic] and UF have not negotiated money or contract with any potential candidates yet. That, of course, would include Kelly. Kelly could be UF’s No. 1 target. Then, again, maybe he’s not. Only Stricklin[sic] knows for sure.

When this search started the day after Jim McElwain and UF parted ways, Stricklin[sic] stressed that it was going to be a private one. That’s the way it’s been, and the way it’s going to remain. Stricklin[sic] has been adamant about it. “I will do everything I can to keep the search process and the details of the search process confidential,” Stricklin[sic] said on Oct. 29. “We all understand rumors tend to run rampant in these situations and because of that a lot of what people read and what you hear will not be accurate.”

And that’s right where we are right now. There’s a lot of stuff flying around out there, but the accuracy has to be questioned with every bit of “news” that is reported.​

Notice the use at the end of the phrase, "There's a lot of stuff flying around out there"? Mm hmm. That's an encoded message, obviously. DONE DEAL, CK LANDING MOMENTARILY, DON'T TAKE YOUR EYES OFF THAT VIDEO FEED!!

 

Do you know what the temperature is in Lincoln? My wife loves the Publix in Gainesville and the only grocery store in Lincoln is a Winn Dixie.

 

Lot of movement going on on the airport feed this morning...

 

Morning donut meeting?

 

Very well done with all the [sic] inserts!

 

hey look!! BenGrillTrippin is here!!!!

 

Our most excellent thread made the freaking news. Awesome - best thread ever

 

They've got the camera back on the ramp. Small plane with movement around it. You can see the people in the office in the reflection, but they're all just standing around.

 

I just gotta get in here. Haven't posted but read a bunch. Same...I check this thread every morning, again at lunch and then before bed. Will Christmas come early already gee-wiz!!!

 

Love Seger, but Ted Nuggent also says hello.

 

just to be safe, we should probably start watching the Shands helipad feed..

that shock stratocaster is a tricky one...

 

You’re a dick.