Update: Kelly buzz..."The Thread" Hall of Fame bound.

Just think of all the chrome were gonna have. Chrome helmets, chrome jerseys, chrome pants, chrome cleats, and probly even some chrome teeth.

 

Seen hotter chicks getting free lunch from the Krishna freaks.

 

no no no noooooooooooooooooooo

 

Lol @allkindsofwearher

All these breaking news posts make sure to leave an out (if chip signs, last minute snag)

 

For the love of sanity, Schnitzengruben...... Make the announcement already!!!

 

Obsess over who Chip hires as assistants

 

We're gonna have to hunker down and put in real work if we're gonna get this thing to 200 tonite. Focus and determination are all that stand in our way.

 

Saban has not resigned as Alabama's HBC. He contacted his agent and told him to contact UCLA instead.

 

Tweet links to an article, which if you don't mind I'll post an excerpt from. Of course by the time I hit, "Post Reply," someone else will probably have already done it, but here goes:

Sources: Deal is crafted to make Chip Kelly next coach of Florida, pending Kelly’s signature

Multiple sources have confirmed to me that Florida administrators have drawn up the papers that would make Chip Kelly the next head coach of the Florida Gators. The deal would be for six years, and would pay him large bonuses for winning the SEC and national championships. Also in the deal is a huge budget for his future assistant coaches. Important to note is that Florida has not actually met with Chip Kelly yet, and so the deal has not actually been signed. We still don’t even know if Kelly even wants the job, nor do we know a timetable for when he would be announced if he does want the job. But we do now know that Florida wants him.

Being PR savvy, UF threw up a smoke screen. This afternoon, it was reported that a plane, tail ID N891CA, was scheduled to take off from Gainesville Regional Airport at 2:30pm and land at Connecticut’s Bradley Airport (Hartford County), about a 45 minute drive away from ESPN’s Bristol offices where Kelly works, and undoubtedly closer to several better meeting points. But at 3:00pm, AD Scott Stricklin surprised a UF Journalism class by walking into their classroom amidst rumors that he was in Connecticut.

Strictlin stayed for the duration of the class and answered all the students’ questions... which seemingly conflicted the rumors that there was a plane of UF admins on its way up to Connecticut to meet with Kelly. Or at least until I noticed that the flight was suspiciously delayed by an hour and a half…and then I learned that the aircraft’s pilots had filed a flight plan…and then the GNV-BDL route disappeared from FlightAware’s website, leaving the private aircraft’s last listed flight as two weeks ago. I do not have an explanation for this at this time, and do not want to speculate; I am currently trying to find out the reason behind it.

But the whereabouts of Stricklin, his associates and this private plane are secondary in terms of importance right now. The topics of primary importance are that Florida has successfully completed its vetting process of Kelly, liked what they found, have made him their number one priority, and have now written up a deal to make him the school’s next head coach.
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Troll volnation. Duh!

 

listen Daz, you're old news, go away.

 

What kinda crap is all kinds of weather reporting?

We draw up a contract for a guy we haven’t met w or know if he’s interested?

 

I'd go for the chrome super deluxe jock strap....

 

Vols had to start a thread to help them cope. Titled "Chip Kelly Overated (Mariota carried)"

OP post -
"Chip Kelly didn’t really coach without having a legend at QB. I think Florida will be making a mistake hiring him as their coach. I also think Frost was a big part of the Chip Kelly offense.

I almost wonder if Kelly doesn’t need want to come back because he knows he relied on mariota."

 

Damn, on the road all day, 50 new pages... OMG

 

Exactly. They don't know wtf is going on.

 

Perfect. Yet will still get better when they don't even get a look from Gruden (again).

 

Awwww, do you need a safe space?