Update: Kelly buzz..."The Thread" Hall of Fame bound.

You spelled football IQ wrong.

 

Not yet...but he should have a couple of bitches by next year, to wit:

Kirby Smart, Jimbo Fishhead, and whatever sucker Tennessee cons into taking over for Sargent Carter.

 

Troll This

Kelly does not do well with the press.

Kelly would not fit with this Administration

Kelly is arrogant

Who does that sound like?

I'll give you a hint: He makes BBQ Sauce.

 

C'mon N891CA! SHOOOOO already!!!!

 

If only the ability to coach football was a factor in the hiring. I guess we've all been looking at this the wrong way.

 

Gotta say though..from will to mac to Kelly, albeit a very painful one, is a damn nice progression...FINALLY!

 

Saban makes BBQ sauce?

 

Nick Saban makes BBQ sauce?

 

Jack Daniels?

 

Can you imagine what kind of qb he and clarabelle would produce?

 

McElwain thinks he can win with Chip Kelly’s dog at QB.

 

We should just hire this guy:

 

This is like going from a Mercedes to Horse & Buggy to a Stationary Bike and now to a Corvette

 

Hey, don't block a man from Sister Hazel tunage.

 

"Stationary Bike" is an amazing way to refer to a flailing offense.

 

Sounds like a job for Scott Strandsplicer.

 

FYI......

He went 46-7 in four seasons as head coach at Oregon, winning 12 games each of his final three years, reaching the national championship game after the 2010 season and winning the Rose Bowl and Fiesta Bowl the following years. He posted a 33-3 record in the Pac-12 and put up video game numbers on offense with four different starting QBs over his two years as offensive coordinator and subsequent run as head coach.

Over those six years, Kelly’s Oregon offenses never averaged less than 36.08 points per game and over his final three years the Ducks ranked No. 1 nationally in scoring in 2010 (47.0 PPG), No. 3 in 2011 (46.07) and No. 2 in 2012 (49.54) while averaging between 522 and 537 yards per game in those seasons.

Florida is averaging just 334 yards and less than half of those scoring totals, ranking 115th out of 129 FBS teams at 20.6 points per game while continuing a seven-year stretch of offensive sludge since Meyer left town.

 

This may be posted somewhere else in this post-pocalypse, but I had to laugh when I saw this report and want to go over to VolNation and see their reaction.

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