Update: Kelly buzz..."The Thread" Hall of Fame bound.

I just landed in Toronto, 10 new pages to read, and STILL no announcement??

 

What are you guys typing so feverishly about? Is there something going on?

 

I remember that talk about the birds and the bees... my Ole man told me to keep my stinger in my pants and stay away from the open wings..

I failed miserably.

 

Honestly?

No. Nothing to see here.

 

A crap load of nothing... Not sure which client to bill for this time.

 

Is that a threat? - asking for Jim MacElwain

 

Chip ain't coming.

Frost is here.

Frost knows Florida

Frost would be cheaper.

Frost is younger.

Chip wants the NFL

Only Nebraska could be a deal breaker.

 

Client: What is this 6hr charge for?
You: Internet research.....

 

It's honestly been years since I have posted anything on these boards. But figured I would add another comment to this 121 page thread. I keep saying to myself that I can go back to getting work done once the hiring is announced. But who am I fooling, I will then be caught up on who CK will be adding to the staff.

 

Ur not giving me much to choose from here now are ya?

 

I’m holding your ass accountable rump...

 

Sorry bout that. There's always @MyakkaGator to fall back on.

 

Question:

Is the banter worth visiting in the "Chip Kelly isn't coming here" thread? Or should I just stick with this one?

 

You forgot:

1) he's fat

2) He doesn't want to do the weekly tv spot

3) why do we want him, he got his ass kicked by Miami on Saturday

 

It's more about association, cocodrillo is a one eyed glimpse of christopher walken, myakka has the smokin hot blonde I appreciate, tilly is tebow superman, I am Guy Fawker. It's just how it works, ya know "association".

 

Got his ass kicked by Miami Saturday? I dont think Kelly means what you think it means.

 

No flight updates yet, still showing scheduled. Is anyone watching to see if Stripmine is on the plane?

 

David Waters just tweeted.

 

Kate. Freaking. Upton.

she makes me feel funny!!!!