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…but at 6am…that’s a bender right there. Gonna need a big bottle of Advil today. He could have just gone to Dennys for the grand slam and went home to sleep it off.

 

I don’t know where he was but at 6am in New Orleans, everyone awake is drunk.

 

I refuse to incriminate myself here.

 

Looks like the Raiders and Cowboys are moving him their draft boards right now.

 

"He should have been home with his grandkids"

 

Can you still be drunk for a while after you go to sleep? Asking for a room full of friends.

 

I’ve watched the sun come up over Bourbon St with Jack Daniels in hand. OK yeah it was a long time ago. . . .

 

Yes

EDIT: especially on Tequila

 

One morning half of us and the bartender were naked in the bar when the sun came up.

 

That trumps my Jack Daniels experience — unless of course that half of you and the bartender were all guys

 

It started when a girl tgat was with us got on the bar and and stripped, then the bartender and then it went nuts.

 

Rookie.

 

Ever been to mackinaw island? Wink wink

 

He probably got on the fungus

 

Nice he is still wearing Gator helmet