The b!tch might have been more credible had she cared 30 years earlier. The way she played it makes her story seem about 99.9% not credible. I for one don't give her that much of a chance, more like 0% credible.
Whoa, whoa, whoa....we only go back to Middle School to lampoon, expose and troll public figures. 5th grade is way, way too early. Sixth grade is fine...carry on.