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Trump pretends to, um, service a mic holder

Discussion in 'Too Hot for Swamp Gas' started by sflagator, Nov 2, 2024 at 12:19 AM.

  1. BigCypressGator1981

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    someone please post a gif of Trump jerking off the mic with a “spit on that thing” caption. I’d be shocked if it doesn’t already exist.
     
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  2. ATLGATORFAN

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    I am quite able to measure and make an informed decision based on a myriad of information and the above referenced act doesn’t move me one way or the other.
     
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  3. sflagator

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    "I knew when I saw him pretending to deep throat an inanimate object that he was the right man for the job" said no one ever

    Seriously, I get the sentiment for why you would be fed up with gov't business as usual, but this guy? This is your guy?

    anyone with any sort of self-respect would sit this one out, vote down ballot and concentrate on 2028, rather than vote for this sentient bag of bronzer
     
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  4. dangolegators

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    Yeah we've got not 1 but 2 snatch magnets here. Both big Trumpers.
     
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  5. mrhansduck

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    I guess it depends on the job though really.
     
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  6. ATLGATORFAN

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    Feel free to call me whatever you wish. I don’t now and have never posted here looking for affirmations…… I’m simply giving my opinion and not influenced nor concerned what you or someone else thinks of me. If that opinion rankles you then that’s on you.
     
  7. pkaib01

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    I have asked for your opinion, repeatedly.

    Are character and morals important in a president?
     
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  8. ATLGATORFAN

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    Sure. Along with a laundry list of other traits and characteristics sometimes weighed together and sometimes separately depending on the job at the time. If you asking me if I’m a single issue voter the answer is no.
     
  9. pkaib01

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    So, to you, those are not two of the minimum requirements for the office?

    I would not expect a low character, amoral person to both fulfill his promises and look out for my personal well being.

    You have more trust in untrustworthy people than I do.
     
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  10. G8trGr8t

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    Don't kid yourself, the mic enjoyed it. Best hawk tua ever.
     
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  11. citygator

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    Charlotte
     
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  12. citygator

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    Lost in all this is how deranged he became over a microphone.

     
  13. obgator

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  14. enviroGator

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    I'm not sure, but I think what he says after that is "hawk taugh." Can't hear him... but that looks like what he is mouthing.
     
  15. sflagator

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  16. gator_jo

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    The ability to deepthroat a mic is more important than character....and supercedes being a rapist?
     
  17. 92gator

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    And in that very same vain...

    Shillary? Doh! Biden? sKamala?

    Put up a half decent candy, and the Dems wouldn't be playing from behind against a guy who publicly makes like he's sucking cock...

    NB: zero defense offered on my part for Trump's disgusting gesture here. It's utterly redonkulous.

    SMDH....dude can't seem to get out of his own way....
     
  18. gatordavisl

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    Was he day dreaming about Arnold's Palmer?
     
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  19. sflagator

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    I don't recall "Shillary" shilling shoes, gold coins, NFT trading cards, or watches. Or simulating a blowjob.

    Don't recall Biden doing those things

    Don't recall "sKamala" scamming people with a fake university, selling fake "Kamala bucks" to people, or scamming the State of New York, or scamming charity donations. Or simulating blowjobs.

    Your nicknames fall right in line with "every complaint is a confession"
     
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  20. channingcrowderhungry

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    Bottom of a pint glass
    Nah. Hands are too small