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The coming age of the vasectomy

Discussion in 'Too Hot for Swamp Gas' started by flgator2, Jul 9, 2022.

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  1. Jul 9, 2022 #1
    flgator2

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    The coming age of the vasectomy - The Spectator World

    The Supreme Court has overturned the tables that have governed our mating and dating for the past half century. We ought now to expect a real-time rewrite of the sexual social compact.

    Men, it’s time for our best behavior. We ought to expect a sustained pushback across the culture and public institutions. This is not a good time for a man to find himself in front of a family court judge for being delinquent on child support. Things tough at home with the missus? Open your mind and heart to marriage counseling. Work it out. The costs of male failure on the love, marriage and baby carriage fronts are going up for the foreseeable future.

    Men, if you are done having kids: get a vasectomy ASAP. Come up with the idea yourself and you’ll get the praise of the ladies. Because of your enlightened courage, your friends will eventually be convinced of the wisdom of your just-ahead-of-the-trend-line leadership.

    I got my ROD of life snipped several years ago after my third child, it was the best $500 and 20 minutes I ever invested in
     
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  2. Jul 9, 2022 #2
    Gatorrick22

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    Gross... Not messing with GOD made perfection... It's called abstinence or contraceptives.
     
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  3. Jul 9, 2022 #3
    QGator2414

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  4. Jul 9, 2022 #4
    tjenkins78

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    I want to say great post until the reason for not having a marriage work out...the cost?

    Love, kids, family, etc...if cost is the main reason you stay...get out anyhow.

    Great partial post,I think?
     
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  5. Jul 9, 2022 #5
    homer

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    Had two then got snipped. All the way back in 1977.

    I’m a playa.

    NOT
     
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  6. Jul 9, 2022 #6
    thomadm

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    Or do away with Women in general from your life. Life is much simpler and happier single.
     
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  7. Jul 9, 2022 #7
    homer

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  8. Jul 9, 2022 #8
    officelife

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    I’m not buying this lie. The best playa’s know how the play the game, and you’ve seemed to have mastered it.

    Had my two and snipped, back in 2019.
     
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  9. Jul 9, 2022 #9
    mutz87

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    Careful, that's MGTOW/Incel like to say.
     
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  10. Jul 10, 2022 #10
    Spurffelbow833

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  11. Jul 10, 2022 #11
    flgator2

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    Thank you I guess
     
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    BigCypressGator1981

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    Just had my second kid and am planning to get snipped next year either right before the masters or NCAA tourney begin.
     
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    GatorNorth

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    Or Viagra.
     
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    RIP

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    What a take!

    I need to schedule my 2nd vasectomy. The 1st one didn't work. :mad:
     
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    ursidman

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    Similar sequence for me only 10 years later. Dr. Insisted on me bringing my wife to the initial consult to make sure it was “ok”.
    As a lay there on my back I noticed one of the ceiling tiles read “Having a vasectomy means never having to say you’re sorry”.
     
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    g8trdoc

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    This is one government program I could get behind. Hell I’d even pay folks to get it done.
     
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    Lol

    We just celebrated our 50th anniversary in June 30th.


    Don’t tell anyone but I’m the lucky one in the relationship. Don’t want to mess up my rep.
     
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    ursidman

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    I need reparations
     
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