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The Book of Revelation

Discussion in 'Too Hot for Swamp Gas' started by GatorPrincess8, Jul 28, 2024.

  1. cocodrilo

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    I believe it was a Mel Brooks movie where Moses comes before the people with two clay tablets in his arms and says, "I have these fifteen -- " He accidentally drops one tablet and it shatters, then he says, "I have these ten commandments...."
     
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  2. SotaGator

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    History of the World: Part 1, Mel Brooks
     
  3. cocodrilo

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    Thanks. It's the only thing I remember from the whole History of the World.
     
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  4. Emmitto

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    All real dads tell their daughters this.

    Eh, little fimgering?? Just wait 30 years, all good snowflake!
     
  5. duggers_dad

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    Real moms teach their daughters gold digging whoredom is a long range strategy.
     
  6. gatordadx2

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    if you are referring to E Gene Carroll case he was not convicted of rape Fact Check: Was Donald Trump found guilty of rape?
     
  7. gatordadx2

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    because you cant
     
  8. ajoseph

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    But in fairness to @GatorJMDZ, he is not running for president on the back of the Christian Church, all while holding himself out as the protector and living perfection of all that Christianity stands for.

    Stated differently, it’s not that Trump is such an immensely flawed human that people emphasize, it’s his magnified hypocrisy of holding himself, and being held out by others, for being the embodiment of perfection.
     
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  9. duggers_dad

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    Yes, idolatry is an all too common sin besetting the church.

    I’ll bet the denomination I abandoned is all in for Kamala.
     
  10. ajoseph

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    Does that church sell Kamala Bibles, and pictures depicting her as Jesus?
     
  11. Contra

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    Who here holds Trump out as the embodiment of perfection? I don’t see any posters on this forum doing that.
     
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  12. Spurffelbow833

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    I've pretty much given up on the idea of going to church. It's either Adam and Steve or Trump is the fourth person of the Trinity.
     
  13. Emmitto

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  14. Gatorrick22

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    Incompetence?
     
  15. GatorJMDZ

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    That's not the point. You not only hold yourself out to be a Christian, you post as though your Christianity is a central theme in your life. Yet you support the least Christian candidate to run for the office who wasn't Jewish. It is not like him running roughshod through the Ten Commandments are isolated incidents from his past. He continues to break one or more nearly every day. It's also not like he's expressed remorse and asked for forgiveness for his transgressions. He's apparently has never done anything wrong....just ask him. Besides, you don't get to keep breaking them even if you do seek absolution....Ted Bundy, Danny Rollins and Adolf Hitler would have had a field day with that bizarre interpretation.

    Unless you put little to no significance on the Ten Commandments or view them more as suggested guidelines, your support of that man to lead our nation is at odds with your self-announced beliefs. Differences in attitudes toward labor unions, Ukraine, and the environment for example should pale in comparison to renouncing the way that candidate has conducted his life.

    Trump's Christianity doesn't pass the giggle test. You know it, I know it, everyone with their eyes and ears open knows it.

    In case you don't have one, here's the link to buy Trump's Bible. Even with all of its "extras", it's only $59.99. If you'd like it autographed by the deity himself, it's only $1000.00. (Grifting off the Bible, SMH.)

    God Bless The USA Bible
     
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  16. gatordavisl

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    (Goes digging for the LatAsian Caucasians Mike White posts.)
     
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  17. murphree_hall

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    Ok but aside from that you won’t find any.
     
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  18. duggers_dad

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    Bibles in liberal churches ?

    Jesus in liberal churches ?
     
  19. Contra

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    Do you have a citation showing I said I support Trump? I am certainly critical of Biden and the Democrats, but that is not the same thing as supporting Trump.
     
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  20. docspor

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    the baby jesus very well may chaulk up your question as a lie as it implies you did not support Trump.
    True or false? you posted this on election night, 2020.
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