IMPORTANT State of the Union

The next Babylon Bee article I read that makes me laugh will be the first.

 

He does better on bigger stages because his handlers up his meds for them. His old body can’t take the higher doses at all times. Change my mind…

 

Sorry, it must be quite a burden to have to go through life as such a stick in the mud.

 

Get back to us when you can prove any of those alleged crimes. The 91 indictments are a bad political joke. Rape was not proven and not just because she claimed it happened over 30 years ago. And no one other than a corrupt politically motivated prosecutor has claimed fraud.

But if it feels good to you keep doing it.

 

Maybe it was Joe's cocaine in the White House that everybody was trying to blame on Hunter!

 

I think this is a compliment.

 

Sorry. I didn’t realize you write for them. Now I know why you got so upset and why the Bee isn’t funny.

 

The actual ballot question:

Did Ms. Carroll prove, by preponderance of evidence, that Mr. Trump sexually abused Ms. Carroll? [emphasis is mine]

The jury checked "Yes." As such, as a matter of law, it was proven.

In addition, as a matter of law, he has been found liable for fraud. So that claim is also not accurate.

 

So you agree that there would be no problem with a Russian invasion of one or more members of NATO or that immigration represents the poisoning of the blood of America (the implicit exception being Caucasian immigrants from European countries like Norway).

 

I had no trouble understanding him at all last night. There were a few times that he got tongue tied, and then got a tad flustered. But they were pretty few and near the end, when he was getting worn out. But I thought he got a second wind and ended strong.

Meanwhile, with Trump it seems more like someone puts a word in a teleprompter that he doesn't know. Never heard. Can't read. And he spends three, four, or more attempts to try and pronounce the word. Some of that could be bad eyes and refusing to wear glasses to appear strong. Which ever, it makes him look stupid, more so than Biden getting caught up trying to spit a word out.

 

Nope, just not so personally invested in any politician as to be incapable of laughing at them. Both presidential candidates happen to be relatively easy ones to laugh at, go ahead, it’s easy if you try.

 

Four different grand juries found that there was probable cause that Trump committed multiple crimes. It would seem that if he is actually innocent of those alleged crimes he would want to go trial as quickly as possible so that he could be exonerated by trial juries in those cases. Instead he is using every possible legal tactic to delay the inevitable including the filing of multiple frivolous motions and appeals the prime example being his claim that a sitting president has absolute immunity for any crime that he may have committed while office.

 

Good lord, that is the first I saw of it. Wow... I was expecting a "Buy your Golden Trump coins @ ...." add at the end.

Strange, out of touch, and truthfully very creepy.

 

I think arguing with someone who screams that every charge and every finding against Trump is an unproven witch hunt, lacks the objectivity to consider your response, making your response a complete waste of time.

 

Who gives a crap about changing your mind?

 

I can laugh at some of the things Biden say but it won’t be as the result of reading something from the Babylon bee. They are seriously not funny.

 

Jennings is the token conservative at CNN, like Juan Williams used to be the token liberal at Fox (I think they got rid of Juan, I haven't watched it in years). Fox also got rid of the liberal Colmes who used to share the stage with Hannitty. Hannitty couldn't tolerate being talked back to anymore, or Fox couldn't tolerate injections of facts or reality.

 

Definition of willful blindness here. Bow down to your orange god!

 

Hey cons, this guy is one of yours! It's not too late for at least some of you to see the light and leave the orange sh!tgibbon behind!

 

"Technically not supposed to be here"