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Shark bites off tourist’s hands as she tries to take selfie on Caribbean beach

Discussion in 'Too Hot for Swamp Gas' started by flgator2, Feb 16, 2025 at 5:46 PM.

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  1. Feb 16, 2025 at 5:46 PM #1
    flgator2

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    Shark bites off tourist’s hands as she tries to take selfie on Caribbean beach

    A shark bit the hands off a woman along the shore of a Caribbean beach while she was trying to take a picture with it.

    The 55-year-old woman, who is understood to be Canadian, had only strayed a few yards into the water when she was attacked last Friday.

    I think Trump should reconsidered bringing Canada as our 51st state, we already have too many dumb asses between California and New York
     
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  2. Feb 16, 2025 at 7:21 PM #2
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    By the third paragraph, i was actually surprised that there was none so far, and wondering who the Other was in this story.

    Got it now.
     
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  3. Feb 16, 2025 at 7:23 PM #3
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    Was gonna say this thread is useless unless the woman is trans or migrant. Then I saw that she's Canadian. Perfect . . . so many boogeywomen.
     
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  4. Feb 16, 2025 at 7:26 PM #4
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    They're def not your jam. Too many Canadians are college-educated.
    Topic: Education in Canada.
     
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  5. Feb 16, 2025 at 7:34 PM #5
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    Off topic but there are countless stories of stupid American tourists.
    E.g the idiots who get too close to bison at yellowstone or the top of waterfalls in Yosemite.
     
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  6. Feb 16, 2025 at 7:34 PM #6
    flgator2

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    Lol, this coming from the guy who hid in his basement during covid,. Yes, your college education really helped you with common sense
     
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  7. Feb 17, 2025 at 1:10 AM #7
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    The libbies on TH have absolutely no sense of humor
     
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  8. Feb 17, 2025 at 8:28 AM #8
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    It’s all the same thing these days.
     
  9. Feb 17, 2025 at 9:05 AM #9
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    Eh…..the problem is the cons aren’t as good at telling jokes as they are at electing them to office.
     
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  10. Feb 17, 2025 at 9:39 AM #10
    flgator2

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    Don't blame us on you being think headed
     
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  11. Feb 17, 2025 at 9:42 AM #11
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    See now that is funny, if unintentional.
     
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  12. Feb 17, 2025 at 9:55 AM #12
    jjgator55

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    Why are you being so defensive? No one is blaming you for anything, but yes we do have a habit of thinking. The right should try it.
     
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  13. Feb 17, 2025 at 10:59 AM #13
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    The latest Darwin award candidate!
     
  14. Feb 17, 2025 at 11:43 AM #14
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    Maybe there will be some humor in your next family's misfortune. Keep us updated. No one rejoices in suffering and misfortune like a Trumper.
     
  15. Feb 17, 2025 at 11:44 AM #15
    flgator2

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    Oh, bless your little lying heart
     
  16. Feb 17, 2025 at 11:46 AM #16
    flgator2

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    I'm not defensive, that's the only way you understand, since you're not capable of thinking on your own
     
  17. Feb 17, 2025 at 11:46 AM #17
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    True. There are a lot of red states between California and New York.
     
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  18. Feb 17, 2025 at 11:48 AM #18
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    That would be the backbone of our country
     
  19. Feb 17, 2025 at 11:51 AM #19
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    You misspelled "backside".
     
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  20. Feb 17, 2025 at 11:58 AM #20
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    Lol, I got it right
     
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