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School Board Member Sworn In On Stack Of Gay Porn Rather Than The Bible

Discussion in 'Too Hot for Swamp Gas' started by Contra, Dec 16, 2023.

  1. Contra

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    A school board member in Virginia took his oath of office with his hand not on a Bible, but on a stack of books containing graphic depictions of gay sex.

    Karl Frisch, who will become chairman of the Fairfax County School Board, swapped the Bible for books including “Lawn Boy,” “Gender Queer,” and “Flamer.” His male partner held the books as he placed his left hand on them and his right hand in the air.


    He was sworn in on a stack of the five LGBTQ-themed books most frequently banned by other school systems,” Frisch’s campaign said on his website.

    [Omitted Paragraph Describing A Parent Reading A Title From The Stack of Books At A School Board Meeting]

    A board member then tried to cut her mic, saying “there are children in the audience.” (Attendees told The Daily Wire they did not see any children at the late-night board meeting.)


    School Board Member Sworn In On Stack Of Gay Porn Instead Of Bible | The Daily Wire

    Wow, so this is where we are at in this cultural moment. This is a first. I am not sure if this is better than laying your hand on a Bible and swearing on it in vain. Both are pretty bad.
     
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  2. BigCypressGator1981

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  3. Trickster

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    Huh? Explain what a "cultural moment" is and how that has anything to do with what that idiot did.
     
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  5. citygator

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    So he took his oath on banned books and there was nothing else really about the story? What am I supposed to be enraged about?
     
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  6. WarDamnGator

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    Riggghttt .... should have opted for the more tradition book about dildos, incent, polygamy, and gang rape.
     
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  7. BigCypressGator1981

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    Dude it was porn. And not just any porn. It was GAY porn.
     
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    I wonder how many audience members turned gay from it?

    The illustrated sex acts don’t belong in school though. Gay or straight. That’s silly.
     
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    Exactly, teenagers should have to doodle their own dicks and boobs in their notebooks, like it was back in my day.
     
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  10. Contra

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    I nominate that school district as most likely to hire a bunch of groomer teachers.
     
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  11. BigCypressGator1981

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    Herp derp. How are those pneumonia government shutdowns coming along?

    Can’t wait for the next stupid thing you post.
     
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    You know it is true. There couldn’t be a bigger flashing sign that says, “If you want to find a school district to groom your kids, then enroll them here” than that.
     
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    Let me know when the shutdowns start, bro.
     
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    We’d be ahead of schedule if they were happening already. In December of 2019 Democrats were in denial calling Trump a racist for stopping Chinese nationals from entering the country.
     
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  15. Emmitto

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    I am in year two there. You are indescribably beyond repair.
     
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  16. wgbgator

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    The Bible is gay porn though
     
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  17. channingcrowderhungry

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    You misspelled Incest Porn
     
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    Acknowledging the existence of gay people = child grooming

    Ridiculous
     
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    I'm pretty sure "Straight" porn is banned, too ... that must be because the gay groomers in control of everything don't want children to see the joys of heterosexual sex ... am I doing this right?
     
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