Predict the score: Florida at (5) Texas, Sat. at 12 Noon on ABC

People who sip tea

 

Good question. The Agges, who we all know is a cult, think the Texas guys are a bit lame, or tea toddlers if you will. Thus tea sippers, or t-sip. It actually is in a song that they sing after tuchdowns.

Late one night, when the t-sips were in bed,
Old Sul Ross, put a lantern in his shed,
When the Aggie tipped it over, he winked his eye and said,
"It'll be a hot time, in Austin, tonight!"

Cant make this $h!t up.

 

31-21 Texas

 

Teasip is a derogatory term for the Shorthorns, based on a longtime superiority complex. Traditionally, UT Austin was the college destination of those whose family had wealth, power and/or influence. Those who did not have those innate advantages were relegated to other major public universities like Texas A&M, Tech, etc.

Texas fans/alums believe state dominance is their Devine Right. They could go winless for a decade, but their smug elitist attitude never fades.

Texas and Florida are probably the most similar to each other than any school in the nation.