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Off-Season: All-Nuttin' but Net Hoops Squad

Discussion in 'Nuttin but Net' started by gatordavisl, Aug 7, 2024.

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  1. Aug 7, 2024 #21
    gatordavisl

    gatordavisl VIP Member

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    Working on NIL deals . . .

    easy fishing gear sponsorship for AKA
    Tim Horton's to sponsor jeffphilips
    Edible specialists to cover exiled
    Engineering firm for Lurker
    Schwinn for bike1014

    Who should sponsor murph (aka the LatAsian Caucasian)?
     
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  2. Aug 7, 2024 #22
    gatordavisl

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    Lockdown defender! You're our Swiss-army guy.
     
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  3. Aug 7, 2024 #23
    ThePlayer

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    Let me add that @akaGatorhoops may be undersized but his comments shoot above the rim. :rolleyes:

    And @exiledgator is the perfect change of pace poster in a full court press defense.
     
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  4. Aug 7, 2024 #24
    akaGatorhoops

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    I’ve got him by a half inch. <insert joke here>
     
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  5. Aug 7, 2024 #25
    akaGatorhoops

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    This is hilarious
     
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  6. Aug 7, 2024 #26
    murphree_hall

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    I play 1-3 in men’s league, since it’s not NBA height we are talking about. I can guard 6 footers no problem, but I really dislike playing anything other than PG. I’m a floor general type of guy.
     
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  7. Aug 7, 2024 #27
    gatordavisl

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    Hey, I'm callin' the shots. If you want the point, you're gonna hafta earn it. Now go shoot 100 FTs!
     
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  8. Aug 7, 2024 #28
    murphree_hall

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    Yes Sir, Coach. Whatever the team needs :emoji_angel:
     
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  9. Aug 7, 2024 #29
    exiledgator

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    Put some of your fine bourbon in the Gatorade bottles, and I'll run through a wall for you, Coach
     
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  10. Aug 7, 2024 #30
    gatordavisl

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    Now that's more like it. This guy gets the next start and dibs on the first seat at team meal.
     
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  11. Aug 8, 2024 #31
    jeffphillips21

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    you can be our designated trash-talker
     
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  12. Aug 8, 2024 #32
    jeffphillips21

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    that's not what she said
     
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  13. Aug 8, 2024 #33
    wa_gatorfan

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    Greg Stolt. Hahaha.
     
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  14. Aug 8, 2024 #34
    GatorPlanet

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    I don't know enough about Wes Unseld to understand the comparison. I suppose I could be described as a slower, shorter, whiter Wes Unseld with no discernible skills.
     
  15. Aug 8, 2024 #35
    GatorPlanet

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    I can bring it to the point where the guy with the ball stops dead in his tracks in confusion, when I blast him with something like, "Ponderous dunderhead! I shall retard your progress, you nattering nabob of negativisim!"
     
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  16. Aug 8, 2024 #36
    FranceGator

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    Sounds like competition for the U.S. 3v3 team.
     
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  17. Aug 8, 2024 #37
    jeffphillips21

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    using nabob in a conversation made my day
    haven't heard it since Brando in Apocalypse Now
     
  18. Aug 8, 2024 #38
    GratefulGator

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    I nominate myself for team dentist/oral surgeon and Gatorade boy
     
  19. Aug 8, 2024 #39
    GatorPlanet

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    I'm old. "Nattering nabob of negativism" was a phrase Spiro Agnew used to label his critics.
     
  20. Aug 8, 2024 #40
    GatorLurker

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    William Safire was the speech writer on that.
     
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