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Obama's black eye?

Discussion in 'Too Hot for Swamp Gas' started by Gatoragman, Jul 31, 2023.

  1. Sohogator

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    True but think it would be focused on ketchup.
     
  2. GatorNorth

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    Ray Kroc died years ago
     
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  3. exiledgator

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    You may be right, but offhand I can't come up with many Trump - murder theories out there.

    Most of the evil Trump theories are around grifting and political subterfuge (and often have at least some tangible proof). No doubt Trump gets blamed for a lot of things, but I'm not sure random deaths getting attributed to Trump murder is one of them.
     
  4. Gatoragman

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    So why do you keep coming back for more?
     
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  5. Tjgators

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    Big Mike got angry.
     
  6. gatordavisl

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    Heart attack = if Obama didn't get him, the Covid vax did! :ninja3:
     
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  7. WarDamnGator

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    If is wasn’t Obama in a submarine that killed him, it was probably a black mermaid.
     
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  8. exiledgator

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    Wait till people find out he died near Gay Head.
     
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  9. Sohogator

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    I thought these types of retorts were witty too - in 6th grade, but nope they were lame then too.
     
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  10. ursidman

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    Given the area it’s in I guess it’s a pond the way those mansions are cottages.
     
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  11. WC53

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    Or: How I became an independent.

    just nutty
     
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    The former is alleged. The latter is undeniable.
     
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  13. Emmitto

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    Someone here def knows what happened. I was on an extended drinking binge (noBamas) so I can’t help.

    But don’t tell me someone here didn’t see Obama drowning this dude I mean you know whatever “really” happened.
     
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  14. channingcrowderhungry

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    Have you seen Trump? I'm pretty sure his personal chef died in 2012
     
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  15. channingcrowderhungry

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    And for the record I do believe Obama, while probably hiding under the water, did indeed murder his paddleboarding personal chef with his bare hands. And then wantonly showed up to golf a few days later with the wounds still apparent. Anyone who says otherwise is paid for by Soros
     
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  16. ursidman

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    The chef knew ……. things

    RFK Jr acknowledged it when he touched his nose in a podcast.

    The Storm is here
     
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  17. tilly

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    Then google it though. No one here is going to have any info that isn't on the top 5 search results.

    We need to stop this nonsense.
     
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  18. tilly

    tilly Superhero Mod. Fast witted. Bulletproof posts. Moderator VIP Member

    Yeah but thats because eating your own chef is a big story. :D ;)
     
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  19. tilly

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    I'm going with the Clinton's trying to smoke screen and frame Obama as cover.
     
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  20. okeechobee

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    Before opening it, I sincerely thought this thread was about the black eye Obama left on America!!