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Non-human alien bodies found in Peru?

Discussion in 'Too Hot for Swamp Gas' started by cocodrilo, Sep 13, 2023.

  1. cocodrilo

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    Said to be at least 1,000 years old, they've been displayed to Mexico's Congress.

    Ancient 'non-human' alien bodies found in mines, UFO expert says

    I wonder what would happen if they were displayed to the U.S. Congress.

    Mitch McConnell would freeze.

    Matt Gaetz would say, "Impeach Biden!"

    Marjorie Taylor Greene would say, "There are aliens right here in this Congress."

    Diane Feinstein would say, "They look almost as old as I am."
     
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    Amazing what Newsweek has become now lol
     
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  4. docspor

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    ufologist
     
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  6. l_boy

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    Mitch McConnell. an alien himself, would say “That’s my younger brother!”
     
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    I saw a bunch of Aliens yesterday......they were in 7-11 buying beer. Can't blame them it is hot up on those roofs.
     
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    I hear they’re good for bladder infections.
     
  9. GratefulGator

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    Apparently, this same guy had another "alien specimen" in 2015 which was debunked.
     
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  10. cocodrilo

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    Well, you have to throw alien remains against the wall and see if any will stick.
     
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  11. Gator515151

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    When I was a UFologist I specialized in the study of UF female bodies. It didn't matter if they were alien or not.
     
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  12. GatorNorth

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    Mitch should be shipped off to Galapagos to spend his remaining days with turtles his own age.
     
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    I think Gator696969 has you beaten on this one……….
     
  14. uftaipan

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    If they’re aliens, how could we possibly know that they’re 1000+ years old? We would know absolutely nothing about their biology works, how they decompose, how the isotopes in their bodies decay where they’re from. They could be 100 years old or 1 million.
     
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    I want to see the 9 and 10 foot skeletons remains... I want to see the remains from the valley of the giants from right here in the U.S.A..
     
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  17. BigCypressGator1981

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    seems legit
     
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    The "real" photo I saw looked a lot like Yoda to me FWIW, lol.
     
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  19. AndyGator

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    my first thought.
     
  20. AndyGator

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    they claim it has non-human DNA and that one of them was x-rayed containing "eggs". Interesting that it was found in a cave near the ancient geoglyphs, though.

    I have no idea if these claims have any truth to them whatsoever. I will defer to the TH expert Coco on that.
     
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