Men who carry Pocket knives

My dad always carried a pocket knife but he was a citrus man. He used a pocket knife to cut into oranges to check them out. They were of the long thin blade variety.

 

Why on Earth would you assume "very few of the regulars on here have ever owned one, let alone carry one."

 

Ask the guys wearing dresses where they carry theirs!

 

Well I was in boy scouts so false, but now I tend to carry around things that are more useful, like a smart phone. Just use a knife delivery app if I need one.

 

They have been replaced by dudes carrying multiple types of USB chargers. That way you can text someone else who has a pocket knife.

 

I'm admittedly not a handy guy but not sure how many things one can actually fix with a pocket knife. I just wear a belt around with duct tape and W-9 because they can fix like 80% of problems.

 

This is what he sees when he imagines other posters

 

When the shit hits the fan, and it will, I know the first thing I will do is pull out my pocket knife… which is somewhere in some box somewhere next to my dad’s coin and stamp collection.

 

I have a bike tool that looks like a pocket knife, that is way more useful for random stuff, but mostly bike stuff.

 

For those interested there is a very nice selection of woke pocket knifes here:



Pride Knife - Etsy

 

MacGyver was a liberal.

 

I "carry" a pocket knife in the "ash tray" of my truck. What does that make me? I'm very interested in being categorized. I need to belong!

also, this thread belongs on r/terriblefacebookmemes

 

A non-smoker

 

ditto. Mine stays in the truck unless I'm fishing or hunting or hiking. Maybe we need to form our own tribe.

 

If I lived on a farm or a ranch, or property with more than 100 acres. But... not near the city.

 

Because that was the point of this troll thread.