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Let's guess the fake Harris scandal coming

Discussion in 'Too Hot for Swamp Gas' started by BigCypressGator1981, Jul 23, 2024.

  1. jhenderson251

    jhenderson251 Premium Member

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    Hey, at least she knows that Hannibal Lector isn't a real person.

    Which ties into my "fake scandal" guess: Hannibal is actually real and he ate Joe Biden, but Harris is leading a deep state movement to cover it up while Hannibal wears Biden's face and pretends to be the POTUS.
     
  2. VAg8r1

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    True maybe in your mind.

    First she was never president and is the border really open considering that there were 1.8 million apprehensions of immigrants attempting to illegally cross the Southern border so far in 2024 and over 2.3 million in 2023? Seems that if the border was open they would have never been caught.

    I guess she "banged her way" to the VP and presidential nomination if you believe that her affair with Willie Brown in 1995 was responsible for her vice presidential and presidential nominations in 2020 and 2024 respectively considering that she "banged him" in 1995. Maybe she had the amazing foresight to somehow know that her 1995 affair with Brown would lead to her election as San Francisco DA in 2022, her election as California AG in 2010 and her election to the Senate in 2016.
     
  3. obgator

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    It should also be noted that Brown was separated from his wife when he was dating Harris.

    Fact-Checking the False Claims About Kamala Harris
     
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  4. mrhansduck

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    Did Biden step aside because Republicans were getting too close to uncovering the secrets behind the Biden Crime Family? How would Republicans explain it if they were to suddenly stop talking about the Biden Crime Family and the Hunter laptop now? Perhaps one solution would be trying to tie Kamala into it or is that a bridge too far?
     
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  5. sierragator

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    I bet Kamala has a tan suit somewhere that Jim Jordan has not held hearings about.
     
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  6. stingbb

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    Slick Willie Brown was never shy in handing out “patronage” jobs and has acknowledged several times in the past he did the same with Harris.

    I could care a less as Harris is far from the first person to uh, let’s say, take advantage of intimate personal relationships to further his or her career. But at the same time let’s not get defensive and deny it ever happened either.
     
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  7. mrhansduck

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    Maybe we need to create a Venn Diagram: American women who have had sex with a powerful man and the number of American women who later became VP.
     
  8. VAg8r1

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    Harris was already an Assistant DA when she had her affair with Brown and she wasn't appointed to any of those other positions she was elected.
     
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  9. rtgator

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    Yours is fake, silly and childish.

    By the way, Trump banged his way into 5 kids with 3 mothers, 25 sexual assault allegations and a conviction for sexual assault. (I'm sure you're proud of him for that.)
     
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  10. danmanne65

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    Did trump pick Vance so that Trump would appear to be sane?
     
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  11. rivergator

    rivergator Too Hot Mod Moderator VIP Member

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  12. mrhansduck

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    To be fair, Vance appears to lack a moral rudder, but he's not insane. If Trump wanted to pick someone on the end of that spectrum, there were probably plenty of options in his orbit.
     
  13. gatordavisl

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    northern MN
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  14. BigCypressGator1981

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    something like this. Can’t let all that bullshit go to waste!
     
  15. mrhansduck

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    Yeah, I think that was a Rham Emanuel quote or something.
     
  16. rtgator

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    There you go again, bringing facts to refute the Trump-inspired character assassination.

    :) :) :)
     
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  17. PacificBlueGator

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    You would think Republicans would zip up that line attack.
     
  18. wgbgator

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    "The Big Guy" was actually Doug Emhoff all along
     
  19. docspor

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    her stepdaughter uses her eyebrows to send secret messages to the Chinese

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  20. vegasfox

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    Trump has great kids