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Discussion in 'Too Hot for Swamp Gas' started by Trickster, Oct 3, 2023.

  1. Oct 3, 2023 #1
    Trickster

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    “Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land." Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land." Today, Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!

    I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc .... I called a Suicide Hotline. I had to press 1 for English. I was connected to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They got excited
    and asked if I could drive a truck....
    .. Folks, we're screwed.”
     
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  2. Oct 3, 2023 #2
    DesertGator

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    I'd heard the first one. The second one was new to me and is pure gold.

    :emoji_laughing:
     
  3. Oct 3, 2023 #3
    cocodrilo

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    Is it true that Moses led the children of Israel to the only place in the Middle East where there isn't any oil?
     
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  4. Oct 3, 2023 #4
    defensewinschampionships

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    2 Home runs in 2 at bats. Maybe stop throwing this poster the fastball.
     
  5. Oct 3, 2023 #5
    DesertGator

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  6. Oct 3, 2023 #6
    Trickster

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    Not PC, but funnier’n hell!
     
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