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Ladies and Gentleman, Pop Sensation and RNC chairperson, Lara Trump

Discussion in 'Too Hot for Swamp Gas' started by WarDamnGator, Sep 4, 2024.

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  1. Sep 4, 2024 #1
    WarDamnGator

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    I always have to laugh at these talentless, but wealthy, wannabe pop stars who think they can buy studio time, hire some session musicians and songwriters, and autotune their way to be being the next Taylor Swift. I guess everyone around the Trumps are afraid to tell them the Truth about their ideas and talent levels. She's being merciless mocked on social media for her "tribute song to fire fighters"... I read that 17 firemen have already committed suicide while listening to this...

    Critics pile on Lara Trump’s music: ‘She can’t sing to save her life’ (thehill.com)
     
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  2. Sep 4, 2024 #2
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    Maybe can she perform a duet with Kid Rock at Trump's next MAGA rally.
    Apparently, at least one other person has similar thoughts
     
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    WarDamnGator

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    Having a dog myself that losses his mind on 4th of July, This quote made me laugh…

    “I just played Lara Trump’s garbage and both my dogs ran in and begged me to shoot off fireworks instead,”
     
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    Harris has Beyonce and Swift while Trump has.....Laura Trump
     
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    The real DEI hire, absolutely zero qualifications.
     
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    obgator

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    DEI = Don Jr., Eric, Ivanka
     
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  8. Sep 4, 2024 #8
    wgbgator

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    And I thought conservatives were just bad at comedy. But I have to respect the shoutout to firefighters, its an underserved market for tribute songs. Too many songs about troops, and lots of songs about the postman/telephone operators back from when people still wrote letters/made calls. Firefighters though? Where's the love?
     
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  9. Sep 4, 2024 #9
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    The only decent song about a fireman I know is a George Strait song called "the Fireman" but he isnt actually a fireman, he's just good at calming down angry women and seducing them
     
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    I love to beat on the Trumps .... but that wasn't terrible. Of course she probably auto-tuned the crap out of her parts, and even then it wasn't great. But I have heard worse.
     
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    Well, as the wise Snoop Dogg once said "Nobody ever made a song called @)#)$ the fire department. "
     
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    channingcrowderhungry

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    Bottom of a pint glass
    Also, I'm pretty sure the song isnt about calming down angry women, but about calming down horny women. With his penis.
     
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  13. Sep 4, 2024 #13
    wgbgator

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    If he's "cooling them down" when they are "smoldering hot" maybe he's actually just bad with women
     
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    Vocals are fine. The lyrics and music sound like they were written in 2 minutes in the back of an Uber.
     
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    She's actually not that bad. For purposes of comparison she's somewhat like an American Idol contestant who's been eliminated fairly early in the competition and maybe a participant in a Karaoke contest at a local bar.
     
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  17. Sep 4, 2024 #17
    wgbgator

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    Oh yeah? ... You try to rhyme something with 'firefighter' if its so easy ;)
     
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    I apologize for this. But it has to be done
    :cool::cool::cool:
     
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    back biter?

    just about any word ending in "er"
     
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    Rollin' down road
    and I lost a wheel
    Now my truck is
    just one tire lighter.
     
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