Kendall Jackson. Commits to UF

Buttchug U

 

Absolutely true around the globe in all countries

 

16 years of marriage says otherwise. The key to happiness is to still bang like animals and never let up. Those boxes smooth nothing and throw rocks in the road. Nothing worse than a surly ol drunk broad.

 

@gatorbreeder talking about breeding…

 

I figure you aren’t married…

 

I was married for twenty years. I did my twenty to life and got out early for good behavior.

 

Lol, I took that name because my first born son was born the day before our national title game against OU. He was born with Orange hair and Blue eyes. A win was an absolute guarantee at that point. My wife's hometown is near Clemson and her family as well as the South Carolina portion of mine are all Clemson fans. My young children were born within a month of their most recent titles. My daughter got two titles in Clemson football and Florida baseball. All of my kids are championship babies. I should have more kids.

 

So more boys means more UF football Championships and girls mean more Clemson? Hope you have more sons!

 

I taught my daughter to talk smack to Georgia fans, growing up. She watched Florida win 2 football, 2 basketball and a baseball National Championship.

Then she goes to Athens and they have lost 1 game in her two years there. Kinda backfired on me.

 

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