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John the Baptist Sighting

Discussion in 'Too Hot for Swamp Gas' started by cocodrilo, Oct 18, 2023.

  1. Oct 18, 2023 #1
    cocodrilo

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    In Palatka last Sunday, 30 pastors baptized over 100 people in the St. Johns River. Apparently nobody drowned, and the only thing that appeared to be missing was John the Baptist himself. Or I wonder if he might have been spotted, but it has yet to be reported or no one wants to report it for fear of ridicule. Anyway, it brings back memories my own baptism in Palatka when I was around ten years old. While I was being baptized in the First Baptist Church, somebody stole my clothes.

    Mass baptism takes place in St. Johns River | Palatka Daily News, Palatka, Florida
     
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