Homeland Security Secretary has Purse Stolen

Not me but he was just pointing out that it's really not prudent to carry $3,000 in cash.

 

It’s a bit odd in today’s world. Who even carries cash at all anymore? If this were a brown person they’d assume drug dealer and lock them up for carrying that much cash (or would make excuses for civil asset forfeiture). Because it’s not, it’s “who cares how much cash get a life”.

Not sure $3000 raises it to “corruption money”, but it certainly is an odd part of the story, obviously the odder thing is the person in charge of Homeland Security couldn’t secure her purse!

 

I wonder if it was a random theft. The guy did get her security badge, after all.

 

Maybe she didnt even have $3K on her, just looking for a nice reimbursement.

 

DHS is looking for this suspect

 

"Bosco"?

 

That was actually my first thought as well. These people are all just fundamentally dishonest so who knows.

I guess we’ll need the purse snatcher to turn himself in, come forth and tell us the real truth.

 

Dude, those electronic wallets are absolutely not secure, and Noem explained this in detail in the Signal chat discussing the locations of each of the cabinet members’ emergency undisclosed locations.

 

My Gator money clip

 

I dont walk around with any cash much less $3,000 because I am not buying drugs or a prostitute.

Probably the remnants of a $10,000 cash payoff she took randomly or gets regularly and has lived off for the week.

 

Maybe the 3k was for a used Tesla?

Prices for used Teslas are cratering as Elon Musk's woes deepen

 

Mocking the misfortunes of others. The usual bs from the left.

 

Ever tried to park your car in DC?

 

She was just doing promos at a concentration camp, so it seems like fair play to me. She deserves much worse misfortune IMO.

 

The poor Mexican busboy was stopped and frisked every time he came over to refill the water.

 

So she lost her purse. Not really a big deal when so many are losing their freedom, health care, food, jobs, and shelter, is it?