Hey guys….Boebert’s on the market!

Ok, I definitely had a chuckle at this quote:

“It’s Lauren Boebert’s jackass husband, Jayson. He’s running over my mailbox right now... Stop you jackass. Get the [redacted] out of here.”

 

She's 36, 4 kids, and about to become a grandmother. It's just like Idiocracy.

 

But one of the kids apparently already has his own Gators hoodie!!

 

So the important question now is who gets custody of the guns?

 

Spelling Jason as Jayson is a huge red flag. Should have seen this one coming.

 

Jayson should demand DNA testing.

 

We will all try to hold ourselves back. I feel sorry for those kids. Boebert is batshit cray cray.

 

I feel like the red flag was when he was exposing himself to her in a bowling alley, or whatever that wackadoodle story was

 

All their kids look exactly like him, so he’s probably safe on that front:



The better question is what he possibly did to make her want to divorce him now after she stood by him even in the face of him getting arrested for indecent exposure after, according to Lauren, showing his “penis tattoo” (WTF?) to a curious 17 year old bartender at a bowling alley.

For whatever else it may be, I guess that’s dedication.

 

What a pair. Perhaps her fame/time in DC has become too much for the relationship.
Hopefully the kids can overcome their parents, not betting on it tho.

 

With the rumors about her past, I'd ask for them all to be swabbed.

 

Yes! This is the day I've been waiting for.

 

Ah shit….

 

They also look a lot like Jayson's brother.

 

Gift from DeSantis?

 

She's batchit crazy too. They can be a whole lotta fun. Why does it always have to be the crazy ones???

 

One a little like Ted Cruz, maybe?

 

Why would she leave him for that? Why do you think they got together in the first place?