Hey guys….Boebert’s on the market!

You definitely should. She needs fixing. Just be sure to hold out on her till she’s fully fixed.

 

“It is with a heavy weight on my heart that I have filed for divorce from my husband,” the statement said. “I am grateful for our years of marriage together and for our beautiful children, all of whom deserve privacy and love as we work through this process. I’ve always been faithful in my marriage, and I believe strongly in marriage, which makes this announcement that much more difficult. This is truly about irreconcilable differences.”

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Perhaps notable she says that she's been faithful. Perhaps an inference that he has not?

 

He believes in warning shots.

 

Man if she was younger, Gaetz would be all in that

 

Gotta make sure you’re up for the full trashiness of that situation.

According to the neighbor, they complained that one of Lauren’s kids was driving a go-kart around the neighborhood too fast, and Jayson responded by getting drunk and running their mailbox over in his truck. You up for that?

 

It would be hard for Boebert to corral a guy like Jayson when there's a whole bowling alley of available women just waiting....her being busy Congresssing and all.

 

The article states that he was cleaning a gun and drinking a tall beer when he was served and that he "chased away a process server with an expletive-laden tirade and let his dogs loose when he was served..." I don't like her, but wouldn't surprise me if her husband has an alcohol problem and anger issues. I don't fault her for leaving if that's the case, but hopefully she can find it in her heart to be a little more empathetic to others.

 

OMG that was funny. So, so funny!

 

She's had several ARIs herself.
Alcohol Related Incident.

Colorado's Lauren Boebert has a history of minor arrests, court no-shows

 

More likely Kat Cammack.

 

Pro tip????? haha

 

I can get buzzed and run it over in my Subaru. Don't know if I can match the angry, fully drunken pick-up driver energy, though.

 

If she was younger Sleepy Joe would be all in that. With a sniff sniff here and a lick lick there.

 

What's wrong with that? I never call them "fur babies" - sounds silly to me, though many I respect use the term. But pets are one of the joys of life. Dog and cat videos are perhaps the last pure part of the internet that darkness has not overcome, though there are reports that Elon's Twitter has some stuff I don't even want to describe in the name of "free speech"

 

So you mean that 1. Old Joe Biden had a farm and 2. that Boebert qualifies as a farm animal.

 

I'm sorry you have problems reading. It reads Sleepy Joe is out to pasture but his nose and tongue still work and Boebert would be too attractive for him to pass up.

 

He already knows she's a screamer.

 

Thanks for adding to the joke and thanks for the personal shot.

 

A certain poster obviously doesn't understand the inspiration for his failed attempt at humor.