Hey guys….Boebert’s on the market!

FIFY:

They can be a whole lotta fun until they're not.

Nope, it's black.

 

I can fix her

 

Beat me to it.

Family values!!!!

 

Please explain.

 

Brilliant. I needed that laugh

 

Nice looking family. Is she 5 ft tall, or is her husband a giant?

 

You mean like spaying her? Don't think they let you do that to people...

 

WGB wants to date her and thinks she’s hot enough to try and fix.
Ha.
It was actually pretty funny.

 

You say that and while you're sleeping she'll slash your tires and key your car.

 

She’s gonna put down the guns and pick up the hammer & sickle. We’re gonna open up a theme restaurant that doesn’t give their patrons massive diarrhea.

 

literal lol

 

Im dying

 

Oh I know. I was just going to raise a me too as well as a general wokeness violation against him.

Back in college there was a business operations professor named fogler. Based on his use of statistics in class we invented and dedicated the “Fogler scale”. It was a simple rating system. Overall level of attractiveness 1-10, times the probability of …uhh….*success*. My guess Boebert would rate high on the Fogler scale, especially if you apply a 9 beer goggle curve.

To be clear, the Fogler scale should not be used as an evaluator of a suitable long term mate, much less somebody you would even want to talk to.

In a few decades AI robots will make the Boeberts of the world obsolete.

 

And boil your bunny

 

okie dokie.

 

That one on the right is definitely a future school shooter....

 

Maybe the tattoo says "Lauren" and it's how he tells women that he's married and unavailable.

 

Knowing her she'd probably slash his car and key his tires.

 

He’s dreaming of the day when he too can be described on a police dispatch recording as “Lauren Boebert’s jackass husband.”