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Great Presidential Quotes in History

Discussion in 'Too Hot for Swamp Gas' started by gatorchamps960608, Nov 21, 2023.

  1. sierragator

    sierragator GC Hall of Fame

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    lol was typing that one as you posted it
     
  2. channingcrowderhungry

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    Bottom of a pint glass
    "Let's go to the theater"
    - Abe Lincoln
     
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  3. homer

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    My favorite quote that I had on my wall for years.

    “Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be”

    Abraham Lincoln
     
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  4. GatorRade

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    “If destruction be our lot, we must ourselves be its author and finisher.”

    -Abraham Lincoln.
     
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  5. BigCypressGator1981

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    “Presidents come and go, but the Supreme Court goes on forever."

    William Taft
     
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  6. VAg8r1

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    "When a president does it that means that it's not illegal."
    - President Richard M. Nixon
     
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  7. Gator515151

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    President Camacho
    Shit. I know shit's bad right now, with all that starving bullshit, and the dust storms, and we are running out of french fries and burrito coverings. But I got a solution.
    President Camacho
    Now I understand everyone's shit's emotional right now. But I've got a 3 point plan that's going to fix EVERYTHING
    President Camacho
    Number 1: We've got this guy Not Sure.
    Number 2: He's got a higher IQ than ANY MAN ALIVE. and
    Number 3: He's going to fix EVERYTHING.
     
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  8. uftaipan

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    Wasn’t there something in there about Not Sure fixing the “ecomedy” or something like that?
     
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  9. GatorBen

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    “And he promised that Joe would fix all of these problems in a week and, if he didn’t, he would kick Joe’s smart balls all the way up through the roof of his smart mouth.”
     
  10. librarywestpatron2005

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    The American carnage stops right here right now
     
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  11. AndyGator

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    Mission accomplished
     
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  12. mrhansduck

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    “Honestly, if I were two-faced, would I be showing you this one?”

    - Abe Lincoln
     
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  13. QGator2414

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    Ocala
    “I’ve noticed that everyone who is for abortion has already been born?”

    Ronald Reagan
     
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  14. uftaipan

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    “There's going to be no circumstance where you see people being lifted off the roof of a embassy in the—of the United States from Afghanistan. It is not at all comparable.”

    — President Biden, 15 July 2021
     
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  15. ursidman

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    To those of you who are graduating this afternoon with high honors, awards and distinctions, I say, "WELL DONE." And as I like to
    tell the C students: You too,
    can be president.

    G.W. Bush
     
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  16. slocala

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    “There is not a liberal America and a conservative America - there is the United States of America. There is not a black America and a white America and latino America and asian America - there's the United States of America.“

    tan suite guy
     
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  17. gatorpa

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    Goes with what do you call the guy that graduates last in his class at Medical School…
    Doctor.
     
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  18. PITBOSS

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    ha, we agree on this one. It’s like who asked trump, he just starts rambling about it in a speech.



     
  19. ElimiGator

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    Jax
    Honey, we’re going to Dallas with the top down baby!
    JFK
     
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  20. OklahomaGator

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    “I'm a greater believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it.”
    ― Thomas Jefferson
     
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