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Great Presidential Quotes in History

Discussion in 'Too Hot for Swamp Gas' started by gatorchamps960608, Nov 21, 2023.

  1. gatorchamps960608

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    FDR: We have nothing to fear but fear itself.

    JFK: Ask not what your country can do for you but what you can do for your country.

    Trump: I'm not into golden showers. (Translation: I love golden showers)
     
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  2. flgator2

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  3. flgator2

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    You are a very weird individual, nobody asked what you were into
     
  4. gatorchamps960608

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    So I'm Trump now?
     
  5. homer

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    I am not a crook.
     
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    “That depends on what your definition of ‘is’ is.”
     
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    Covfefe.
     
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    No matter how tough it gets, however, I have no intention of becoming a lame duck President -- unless, of course, Cheney accidentally shoots me in the leg.

    -George W. Bush
     
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    “Cash me outside. How ‘bout dat?”
     
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    "I got hairy legs that turned blonde in the sun. And the kids used to come up and reach into the pool and rub my leg down so it was straight and watch the hair come back up again..."

    — President Joe Biden —
     
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  11. Gator515151

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    A quote from another thread.
     
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    Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall
     
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    “There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.”
    - George W. Bush
     
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    Nixon: White horse souce
    Bush: strategery
    Carter: malaise....
     
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    man woman camera tv
     
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    There is a Catamaran named Strategery after Bush docked just down the canal from us…
     
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    Read my lips, no new taxes.

    GHW Bush
     
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    I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

    Slick Willie
     
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