Gaetz vs. McCarthy … Gaetz says he’ll try to oust McCarthy this week

A sad sign of the times that this was one of the first things on McHenry’s mind.

 

And here's an illustrative pic.

 

I guess Matt Gaetz is now guaranteed to be on the cover of Time Magazine as "Man of the Year."

I think Time should start a new annual tradition. Put on its cover "The Most Punchable Face in America." It would be Matt Gaetz hands down.

 

Well, that's what happens when you turn the base up too loud - you blow out the speaker.

(can't take credit for that ...)

 

Fun fact: House rules say that anyone under indictment can't be Speaker.

 

<maga caucus moves to amend that rule>

 

Doesn't the rule just refer to an indictment? They can say that it doesn't apply to someone indicted four times.

 

Wouldn't surprise me if they actually do so.

 

"Gym" Jordan has announced his candidacy for the Speakership. I guess if he does win the position one of his first proposals would be an amendment to the House rules requiring male members to wear suit jackets on the floor of the House.
Jim Jordan confirms he's running for speaker | CNN Politics

 

Years ago, I invented a measure for face punchability: The Kiffen. I have to admit that Gaetz’ face rates at least 1.4 Kiffens at this point.

 

Pharma bro is another very punchable face.

 

I'd like to adopt this model as universal.

How's this scale work? Kiffen is the baseline 1? Did Ted Cruz lose points when he grew a gross beard? Is Pharma Bro the highest score ever?

 

See!

 

Ha. Yes exactly, Kiffen is the standard at 1.0, and I do think Cruz’ score went down with the beard. Pharma Bro’s smirk-thing is definitely a high scoring feature.

 

Clever

 

he’s a big time maga, pro-conspiracy anti vax, gadfly for the sake of burning it down. The followers will love him.

 

The barbarians aren't at the gates, they are already inside.

 

Gaetz disgusted that a R would work with D’s to do anything. Zero co-op son, or get your ass unjobbed!

To drive this point home he co-ops with 210 D's.

 

https://thehill.com/homenews/house/...ots-another-top-democrat-from-capitol-office/

Another top Democrat is booted from their Capital office.