Not a haiku but funny. A few days ago I was walking into my local Publix and an FSU fan and his friend mentioned my Gators t-shirt. He then said that we were playing FSU on Saturday. My reply was "They still have a football team?" His friend said "Burn!" Maybe this could be made into a haiku.
Does anyone know who was the pro wrestler that was tailgating that they showed. The guy with the hair . That was a bit awkward
They were playoff bound Reality crashed down hard Gators play again this year is Gators one or two syllables?
That bit that no one in the country cared about continued getting preference over covering critical parts of the game. I didn't know he was a pro wrestler and I don't know why a color piece like this would appeal to anyone - even FSU fans. Whatever -UF is getting horrible chit coverage this year. Hope that changes next year but all that money flowing around should result in decent coverage - those announcers were bush league at best.
I was being facetious. But, “It’s great to be a Florida Gator” is clearly two yet “come on Gators get up and go” could be one. LOL
If we can get our record like it’s supposed to be, I think you will see much better cruise covering Florida athletics
Roses are red Violets are blue I think the Nolies are low down, no good, two-bit, flea-ridden, hairy-toothed, crotch rotten, scum sucking, scab bitin', worthless, skanky, scudsy, barrels of goat piss . . . how about you?
