Coronavirus - International stories and thoughts

Lots of those 60 are recovered already it looks like. Maybe 14 active is accurate.

 

Seems like a reasonable assumption, but you can click on the US stats specifically, and it says only 6 are recovered, 0 deaths, which would mean 54 active cases.

 

Actually, that map seems broken, when I clicked around on the red dots across America and counted the cases, I only saw 16 cases.

 

I believe 40 of the cases were from that cruise ship, so I don't know if they're being counted in the number you're seeing or not. But the number of active cases has definitely gone down. Either way, 1 is too many and we can thank Trump for ever allowing it to happen to an American.

 

That poor guy. Always the victim

 

Good news everyone. The manager at Publix just told me that they will be staying open 24/7 through the end of this week to help Floridians prepare for now certain coronavirus epidemic.
Since this is the absolute most horrific epidemic ever they may extend the extended shopping hours into next week so that people can buy extra canned goods and water.

I also just got off the phone with Jim Bakker and by tomorrow night he will be marketing my new DIY kits for making your own masks, a home test kit for coronavirus, and a new full body condom set available in both male and female and female versions so that men and women who will be home bound for the next 6-12 months will be able to safely have sex and not worry about coronavirus transmission/infection.

Update: Bernie’s campaign just called and told me that all three would be covered under his Medicare for all plan.

Things are definitely looking up!!

 

There was electricity and running water in Kentucky?! Who knew?!

 

I think that map is where diagnosis occurs. So it wouldn't count the cruise ship patients in the US, for example, despite the fact that they are here.

 

I see where it says 2 people in the Orlando area were tested but both tests came back negative.

 

I think 14 were cases discovered here, 40 or so were from the cruise ship people and the rest were from people the US got out of China early on....

 

Oh well. Back to my bird flu...mad cow disease...y2k....Billy Donovan to Kentucky...I mean coronavirus bunker.

 

Now if we can just get some soap, toothbrushes and toothpaste up there we can make some progress

 

They have a very limited supply already. How do you think they get all of those players from out of state to come there?

 

They have teeth?

 

You can tell they invented it in Kentucky, anywhere else and it would have been called a teethbrush.

 

Q: Whaddya call section 32 in Commonwealth Stadium?

A: A full set of teeth.

Same can be said for Neyland...

 

Generally they call it empty.

 

Great, sarcasm abides. Now we have a conservative yin (@LouisvilleGator) to a liberal yang (@WarDamnGator). This should be fun for newbies to the board.

 

Very well played, sir!!