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Coronavirus in the United States - news and thoughts

Discussion in 'Too Hot for Swamp Gas' started by GatorNorth, Feb 25, 2020.

  1. mdgator05

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    Restaurant list. What the hell is going on? lol
     
  2. GatorNorth

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    He must be selling sponsorships to these daily campaign rallies.
     
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  4. GatorGuyDallas

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    Reading a list of petroleum companies. An oily list. Coated in powerful oil from OPEC plus and letting us know plus means opec plus other countries. Dictionaries are good. Powerful dictionaries. Only the best dictionaries.
     
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  5. citygator

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    Subway! Yes. My favorite I don’t care what you haters say. Country is saved.
     
  6. gators8

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    Tremendous !!!!!
     
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  7. mdgator05

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    President Daily Briefing brought to you today by FedEx and Proctor and Gamble!
     
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  8. GatorGuyDallas

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    Telecom and healthcare companies now. The lists are coming fast and furious. If he was reading a list of movies it would just contain fast and furious movies.
     
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  9. mdgator05

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    On to tech companies. How is this still going?
     
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  10. GatorGuyDallas

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    Dog barking at Kristen Welkers house. Trump should read a list of fake news media members who own dogs. Powerful dogs. Not little barking dogs like Kristen’s.
     
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  11. docspor

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    4D chess. He’s driving people out of quarantine. People would rather risk their lives than listen to this drivel.
     
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  12. citygator

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    More sponsors than NASCAR.
     
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  13. GatorNorth

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    Welcome to the Smith Corona Coronavirus half-time show, a proud founding sponsor of the 2020 Purell Hand Sanitizer Pandemic.
     
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  14. GatorGuyDallas

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    The dude just lives to be on TV.

    There’s no plan being discussed. There is the obligatory demonization and bashing followed by the ritual list reading.

    This is so presidential. Remember when he told us how easy it is to act presidential. Who told him that list reading was presidential?
     
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  15. GatorNorth

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    Seriously, what's the flipping point of this drivel and crap? No funding yet from the stimulus to anyone and no plan for testing and re-opening but we get read lists with no meaning and see fingers pointed without basis.

    He literally must spend his entire day on Twitter and watching TV while making an enemies list of people and entities to vilify.

    He's the smallest human being I've ever seen who happens to have access to the world's biggest stage.
     
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  16. docspor

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    “We have saliva. Other great things are happening”
     
  17. GatorGuyDallas

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    He’s doing math now. If you cut 2.2 million people in half it would be 1.1 million people. Powerful math.
     
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  18. mdgator05

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    We didn't go to Wharton (undergrad). We can't follow that powerful math.
     
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  19. mdgator05

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    Actual quote from the President of the United States: "Living is number 1."
     
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    incoherent babbling