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Cardozza segueway drinking game

Discussion in 'RayGator's Swamp Gas' started by gainesvillegreen44, Oct 12, 2024.

  1. Oct 12, 2024 #1
    gainesvillegreen44

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    My friends and I are playing a drinking game every time Jeff Cardozo does a Segway in the pregame. Jeff cannot have a sentence without having it connect to another sentence. It’s hilarious… For example “well Tate, Davis Chevrolet is Giving out test drives of their brand, new blazer… And speaking of blazer, Trey Wilson should be back in the lineup tonight and he’s blazing fast. “
    It’s so bad it’s like a nervous tic so we have been making a game out of it and are braving potential alcohol poisoning
    “Speaking of poisoning… the gators hope to poison the opponent tonight “
     
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  2. Oct 12, 2024 #2
    HomeGrownGator

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    Careful! You might end up like the guy in Raiders of the Lost Ark. :D

     
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  3. Oct 12, 2024 #3
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    Who wants to tell him it's segue?
     
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  4. Oct 12, 2024 #4
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    Anyone on the board now ride electric scooters? They should probably break the news.
     
  5. Oct 12, 2024 #5
    FranceGator

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    Now *that* was a good Segway segue.
     
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  6. Oct 12, 2024 #6
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    I’m guessing he has already started the game.
     
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  7. Oct 12, 2024 #7
    Wanne15

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    Speaking of drinking games, I’m playing this drinking game called drinking. I think I’ll have a drink.
     
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  8. Oct 12, 2024 #8
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    Speaking of drinking, Laura Rutledge is looking very nice on the ABC broadcast this afternoon.
     
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  9. Oct 12, 2024 #9
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    The beginning of wisdom is learning to call things by their proper names.
     
  10. Oct 12, 2024 #10
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    Funny, the wife was just mentioning about his segues just now. I'd play, but I'm already heavily drinking. lol
     
  11. Oct 12, 2024 #11
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    She was drinking on the air?
     
  12. Oct 12, 2024 #12
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    Cardozza reminds me a bit of Hank Azaria's Brockmire doing an imitation of Bob Uecker......speaking of Uecker I need to put my guest's Lite beer on ice .:ninja2:
     
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    She looking better every minute.
     
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  14. Oct 12, 2024 #14
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    Verbs are useful Wanne.
     
  15. Oct 12, 2024 #15
    Wanne15

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    It’s the new ignorance and it’s cool.