Bryant Chooses Canes

I'm sure that's all it would take

 

Sure - whatcha gonna say?

 

Yes please, and if a few C notes fall out your pocket, oh well. Just Kidding

 

Some of you already know..I'm semi-retired and do sub teaching in Orange Co. to stay busy. Earlier today..I saw a kid come into my classroom w/ a Gator backpack but wearing Miami shorts. He immediately asked if he could go to the bathroom and I said sure..just change into Gator shorts while in there haha. He laughed and said "I'm all Cane man". Then I called role and realized it was Malik Bryant!! I was like..man you don't like the Gators? He just laughed and said something like he appreciated the offer from UF but was sticking with the Canes. "Ok" man "Thats cool". But as he left ..I told him to make sure he checked out the new Football facility at UF. He just smiled and said.."I saw that". Well...I did everything I could do boys! but so far...he's solid.

 

if he’s all Cane, sneak and change his grades to all F’s so he cant qualify lol

lol jk thanks for the info

 

Far more helpful than tweeting at him “you know where home is (gator emoji).”
Very respectful too. Way to represent.

 

You forgot to say "So you saw the facility and still wanted a port-a-potty as a locker room?"

 

Bring your big crowbar.

 

Put him in a headlock and make him say uncle till he’s a gator.

 

Brilliant