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Biden's 6:30 press conference today

Discussion in 'Too Hot for Swamp Gas' started by cocodrilo, Jul 11, 2024.

  1. cocodrilo

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    I have to be honest. I hope Biden becomes so confused and incoherent that Jill will have to tell him, "Joe, we've been lying to you. You're not fit to run for anything. And there go all my damn perks."

    I hope his performance will remind me of one of my favorite jokes. The teacher asks little Johnny, "Johnny, what's two-t'm-two?" And Johnny says, "Teacher, I don't even know what two-t'm is."
     
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  2. gatorpa

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    Teleprompter reading 101….
     
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  3. citygator

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    It's a press conference.

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  4. BigCypressGator1981

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    I thought he was supposed to be in bed by then…
     
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  5. cocodrilo

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    There will be no teleprompter unless the press has been given the questions to ask, with the answers prepared.
     
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  6. BigCypressGator1981

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    Would be sweet if he was announcing he’s not running for re-election. A boy can dream.

    If not I hope he shits the bed spectacularly and resigns tomorrow.
     
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  7. gatorpa

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    That never happens… ;)

    TY for the correction.
     
  8. citygator

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    I would love for the first question to be about the NATO summit and not his mental capacity... that would be hilarious. I can hear the collective groan now.
     
  9. gatorpa

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    lol. Thanks for the correction
     
  10. gatorpa

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    If that does happen then you know the questions are pre loaded
     
  11. cocodrilo

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    Apparently you think the press is going to go easy on him. What in the hell gives you that idea?
     
  12. wgbgator

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    School's out, he's allowed to stay up past his bed time in the summer.
     
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  14. citygator

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    My predicted question order:

    1. AP
    3. CNN
    4. CBS
    5. NYT
    6. Fox News
    7. ABC
    8. NBC
    Out of time...
    9. Reuters
    10. WaPost
     
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  15. cocodrilo

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    My prediction…
    I think the press smells blood, he’s not getting off easy tonight. He will do better than the debate but not good enough to quell fears.
    He is also going to be combative, which he and some of his supporters will see as a strength, while others will see it as overly defensive and reactionary (further proof he’s losing it). All of it will deepen divisions and the argument will continue.
    Or maybe he just comes out and says he’s not running. That would be interesting.
     
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  17. cocodrilo

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    I would consider that almost proof that there is a God.
     
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  18. channingcrowderhungry

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    Fox wants him in the race as it's the easiest path to victory for Trump. I guess they've resorted to this, which is hilariously transparent to anyone with a brain
     
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  19. exiledgator

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    Anyone got on Flight Tracker for planes out of KY, MI, IL?
     
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  20. citygator

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    You're crazy. He's going to kill it and we are all going to feel better that our nation is in his hands.

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