Apparently no OC

Link?

 

I know right. Rumor has it a special coupon code is needed to purchase

 

Wrong. They can be purchased. I'll send you the link. I don't have the coupon code tho...

 

Ive got a groupon which provides an atomic wedgie with purchase of three regular wedgies. You know the version of wedgie where the yank is so forceful and prolonged that the elastic waistband is entirely severed from the rest of the underwear which is wedged in. Extra credit for pulling the entire waistband over the victims head and handing it to him as you walk away.

 

is that like hiring a hit man to deliver the wedgie?

 

Just watch the team on any given Saturday. The only link you need.

 

They send the lume chick and she deodorizes your butt crack when she gets your drawers out of the way.

 

Perhaps there aren’t anymore Sunbelt guys out there who are available. Napier will be fine as long as he can keep Lagway under center, after that we are back to September 2024. Napier can be as stubborn as he wants, it’s his hairy little buns on the seat and if he’s okay with the heat so be it.

 

That's an easy one. He currently makes 4x the expected lifetime earnings of an average working American every year. If he's fired google tells me he gets $27,000,000.

Nobody has any leverage over someone who doesn't need an income. There's no consequences. Unless you consider retiring to the Bahamas to live out your days in a beach house with generational wealth a consequence.

 

Lagway deserves better as do our WRs. But BN will probably be his own ending. He's going to coach on praying that Lagway can make it happen on his own. No real attack or plan just go do something and pray.

 

You know ball.

 

You two should get a room.

 

Lord knows you’d be there to comment on it.

 

So? All the other HCs that don't call plays have the same incentive structure.

 

Sure, but I'm not explaining the salary and incentive structure of current college football head coaches, I'm explaining what, other than stubbornness, could cause a coach not to follow the advice of others even if they have a direct influence on your job. That reason is that he does not "need" the job.

This is a great place to be in for any employee, not so much for the employer in some cases as if your employee doesn't need your money they also don't need to listen to what you want since firing them isn't a negative consequence.

 

Sure but that's obvious. The real question is why doesn't he think it would be a good move to make?

 

If you say so....

 

Yep! That's the one lol

 

I think that gross Lume chick is working on you man