From an anonymous source, it is rumored that Trump has secretly agreed with _____________ to hand over _________________ and destroy Democracy as we know it. Voters should be warned of the possibility of how terrible four years would be with Trump because of rumors that he has planned __________________ in the early parts of his 2nd term and will follow through by _________________. Additionally, it is well known that he has met with ________________ and discussed _______________ among others things and will likely ____________________ in the coming years. Women and children should be especially scared as more and more stories have surfaced that Trump once _________________ and later the same day ___________________ with a kangaroo while visiting Australia. Animal psychologists have verified that the kangaroo – by communicating with her grandpups - did not provide consent. As a public service this template has been provided as it reeks of innuendo, false motives and bad behavior, which seems to be a daily new thread on THFSG, to make it simpler and easier for folks to post pejorative pieces on Donald Trump. Feel free to use this template or the one you’ve been using to date. Best - GatorFanCF
Yep - Mad Libs. This could actually be fun. Might have to write one up myself later after a few drinks. Thanks @GatorFanCF!
You should be very proud of your staunch support for the convicted felon, rapist, serial liar and psychopath. Do you work with children?
They only care about these negative attributes when they’re attached to certain people. As long as they’re attached to someone who looks like Trump, they have no problem.
Everyone just makes things up about Trump, right OP? Like his rapes, conviction, trying to overturn an election, stealing classified docs. This thread is OPs way of making light of these things, in order to feel better about supporting an obvious criminal? Maybe you can even try to convince yourself that the Republican Senate Intelligence Committee was making up his election collusion with Russia. Whatever floats your boat. Enjoy it there in the Trumpy sewer.
Didn't get enough drinks in me, but here's a sober attempt . . . From an anonymous source, it is rumored that Trump has secretly agreed with __ETGator1______ to hand over ____his 12" black sex toy____ and destroy Democracy as we know it. Voters should be warned of the possibility of how terrible four years would be with Trump because of rumors that he has planned ____Taylor Swift concerts______ in the early parts of his 2nd term and will follow through by __singing along________. Additionally, it is well known that he has met with ___P-Diddy________ and discussed ____spousal relations______ among others things and will likely _____be cellmates___________ in the coming years. Women and children should be especially scared as more and more stories have surfaced that Trump once ____gave crabs to a real crab___ and later the same day ____exchanged vows__with a kangaroo while visiting Australia. Animal psychologists have verified that the kangaroo – by communicating with her grandpups - did not provide consent. Not my best work, but it was fun. Thanks CF!
Every Trump voter with a daughter between the ages of 10 and 25 should be forced to ship them off to Maralago for a week.
