Alabama Supreme Court-fertilized, un-implanted embryo are children.

I always thought he was talking about greedy, unethical lawyers when he says we have to take our country back.

 

Yes, I understood the same.

 

In other words, who gets custody of the kids?

 

Can you get the death penalty for eating a 3-egg omelette?

 

Depends what kind of eggs

 

If that is considered a child, then I want to claim them on my taxes as a dependent. Also, if we never go through the process to implant, can I claim them forever?

 

More likely the state confiscates them as unclaimed property, then sells to a Hyundai subsidiary to raise as a future labor force. That’s more the way pro-life “conservatives” roll.

 

I heard from a very reliable source that four of the embryos already committed to play football for the University of Alabama, and are getting NIL money.

 

Are vasectomies still legal or no?

 

Misdemeanor.

 

They’ll never take me alive

 

I am moving out of Alabama with my 41 kids in the backseat packed in dry ice.

 

Man, it is going to be crazy when Alabama starts to try to count each of those frozen embryos in the Census, since they are people and all.

 

They'll outnumber CA in no time. Wonder if they'll bitch about wanting more representatives in congress to represent all those " people"

 

Just in case you thought she wasn't a nutcase and a viable alternative to Trump, she proves over and over she isn't.

 

Is an embryo that’s been frozen for 35 years eligible to run for president?

 

And as it turns out, Haley had a child through IVF.

 

So if there were any discards in the process, she would be in deep shit in Alabamistan.

 

My views on life by this boards standards are pretty Conservative. I do believe that a life begins at a heartbeat. With that said, even as a Conservative this ruling is just stupid. Embryos are not life in any way, they are simply the blueprint, the beginning, of life. Just because I'm Conservative doesn't mean I agree with everything in Conservatism. This is a terrible ruling. I would definitely consider getting out of Alabama if I was wanting to have children.

But it's Alabama so I shouldn't be surprised. Of course any reason to get out of Alabama is a good reason, lol. Pretty sure Alabama was probably the last state to have blue laws. I went to some fun Nascar races at Talladega back in the day when Nascar was worth watching. But I still remembering having to make sure to get beer the night before because you couldn't get alcohol on Sundays. I'm sure there's still plenty of completely dry counties in Alabama to this day.